BakuSquad Madness

By Kiyochan_

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COVER BY: Random701454 ⚠UPDATES ALMOST DAILY⚠ Kirishima: I thought you guys were ready! Mina: Ready to fail! ... More

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Chat group

Usernames

FlexTape: Sero

PikaBro: Kaminari

AcidQueen: Mina

Blasty: Bakugo

RedRiot: Kirishima

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RedRiot has created INeedHelp

PikaBro has entered, everyone, hide!

Blasty has entered, hide the weapons!

AcidQueen has entered, look, it's a star!

FlexTape has entered, ignore them!

PikaBro: You know, I wouldve been better off if I studied more

Blasty: Damn right, discount pikachu

AcidQueen: What was your grade this time?

RedRiot: He got a 2

FlexTape: Denki, why?

Blasty: Kiri, what did you get?

RedRiot: I got a 56...

Blasty: Bro...

FlexTape: 70

Blasty: That's a decent grade

Mina: I  got a 10!

Blasty: WHY DO YOU SEEM SO PROUD?!

RedRiot: I just heard explosions. Baku, are you okay?

PikaBro: What did you get, Blasty?

Blasty: 92

RedRiot: Dude, you're smart!

AcidQueen: Midoriya got a 94

FlexTape: Iida got a 96

PikaBro: Didn't Todoroki get a 98?

RedRiot: I think YaoMomo got a 100...

Blasty: Shut the fudge up, you extras!

RedRiot: Frick! I just stubbed my toe!

PikaBro: Holy fudge, did Kiri just say Frick?!

FlexTape: The cinnamon roll has been exposed to Bakugo for too long

AcidQueen: Kiri, bby, are you okey? Do I need to kill the table??

FlexTape: How do you know it was a table?

RedRiot: It was a couch

Blasty: The couch must die

RedRiot: Baku, no.

Blasty: BAKU, YES!

Blasty has left INeedHelp

Redriot has left INeedHelp

INeedHelp has been deleted

~

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Kaminari: Fudge! The spelling bee is today!

Aizawa: Okay everyone, line up against the wall. It's time for public humiliation. Spell a word wrong you can sit down in front of your friends!

Bakugo: *Stands because he's first*

Aizawa: Spell cat.

Bakugo: *mutters* I'm too good for these idiots. K. A. T. I'M OUT OF HERE!

Kaminari: *Nudges Jirou's arm* Heh, I know there's two T's!

Jirou: What..?

Later...

Mina: Hey, look at me! I'm a moron! I wasn't even close! I was using numbers and stuff!

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Aizawa: Kaminari, what's that I before E rule?

Kaminari: Uhhh..  I before E... Always!

Aizawa: No, Kaminari. Are you an idiot?

Kaminari: Uhh... Apparently.

Aizawa: Its I before E except after C and when sounding like A as in Neighbour and Day and weekend and holidays and all throughout May. And you'll always be wrong no matter what you say!

Kaminari: That's a hard rule. That's a rough rule.

~~~~~~~~

Aizawa: Kaminari, how do you make a word a plural?

Kaminari: Uhh... You put an S! You put an S at the end of it!

Aizawa: When?

Kaminari: On weekends and holidays-

Aizawa: No, Kaminari. Iida, what's the plural for Oxe?

Iida: Oxen. The farmer used his oxen.

Aizawa: Kaminari

Kaminari: *Laughing* What?

Aizawa: What's the plural for box?

Kaminari: Boxen! I bought two boxen of doughnuts!

Aizawa: No.

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Chat group

Usernames

Blasty: Bakugo

RedRiot: Kirishima

AcidQueen: Mina

FlexTape: Sero

PikaBro: Kaminari

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Blasty has created DieDieDie

RedRiot has entered, give them a hug!

PikaBro has entered, hide!

AcidQueen has entered, say hi!

FlexTape has entered, ignore them!

RedRiot: Hi, Blasty!

Blasty: Shut up

FlexTape: Why did you make the chatroom? Kiri is supposed to make them

AcidQueen: Guys...

PikaBro: Yee?

AcidQueen: I forgot to do the homework

ZoomZoom has entered, everyone, look busy!

ZoomZoom: Kaminari, why did you add me?

PikaBro: We need help with the homework

Blasty: What the fudge, discount pikachu? I can help more than glasses can!

ZoomZoom: Why didn't you do your homework?

RedRiot: I did it!

ZoomZoom: Yes, I know you did. I'm talking about the others.

RedRiot: Oh okay :C

Blasty: Go away, glasses

ZoomZoom has been kicked from DieDieDie

Blasty: Much better

RedRiot: Oof

FlexTape: One second

RedRiot: Sero! Why did you break my desk?!

FlexTape: You stubbed your toe again. I saw.

Blasty: Time to kill it

AcidQueen: Sero already killed it

Blasty: Shite.

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Bakugo: Frick

Mina: *Gasps and covers Kirishima's ears while dragging him away*

The rest of the BakuSquad: *Gasp and glare and Baku*

Later

Kirishima: Frick

Bakugo: Watch your fricking language, Kiri

The rest of the BakuSquad: YOU'RE TO BLAME!

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