Is This A Joke? (Joke book)

By RelaxMe

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OH HI THERE! I'm going to have my first book to be a joke book. It isn't going to be only jokes, though, but... More

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Adam and Eve
Bacon cake
Couples night out
Cook and bake
Poker
Dinner
Pig ink
Atchoo
Gifts
Walmart
It's on the house
Wassup
Online hamburger
Pickle it, go on
Piano man's girlfriend
Get the lawyer!
Drunk in church
Midnight snacks
Irish "coincidence"
Ripped up pants
Electrocution
A day..or not
Lapcase
Mah beer
Remember?
Drunk driving
Dance contest
I wasn't!
Really, milk?
Trust me
Pay attention..
What's nine one one?
School ahead
Warning
Running fridge
Confusing english
5 deadly terms used by a woman
Dear sleep,
Compliment
Play?
Popular with money
Unbreakable
Homework
Punishment
Got any help?
Handwriting pen?
Done it by yourself?
Out on a date
Dead ant
Taxi dog
Happiness is..
Color blind
Larrot
Driving fails
I already got one
Shake the meds
Going too fast brah
Mickey Astronaut
Bravest in town
Twice a marathon
Fashion
M-o-u.. setrap
The lights are on
Math has problems
Sleepless
I know everything now :D
Two drunks
More water!
Mr Tub
Johnson
Ms...?
I hid them!
Nevver
Not smart
I don't like it
Fatty
The Sims
Gamers
Road bananananana..
Realistic enough
Free healtcare
Ash!
Too much time spent
The plumber problem
Get in here
Lower and lower
I'm lonely
Why!?
Break's over
Money gone
Not in a row
What happened?
Reading in a unique way
Precious collection
I dunno
Little monkey
Fish tank
Vengeance
It's not there
Popcorn nuts
Horror story
Stupid teacher
Little Johnny and the grimace
Abc.. and so on
Not long enough
Poem
The Jim
Perfect eyesight
Falling into dark places
Support plz
Part everything
Held down by boobs
Don't do that
Best friends fall.. laughing
100% effort
Human brains
Food monster
Could have been here sooner
You wanted it
Four food groups
Kitchen bed
Warning
Like a balloon
Chuck kills stuff
Chuck doesn't do that
Transfer tha pain
Carrie
An apple
Ben been
Batman?
Balanced meal
Failure
Go grandpa
THANK YOU!!
Elemelons
Whine
4 parrots having a normal conversation
Auch
Sics sjots off wodca
Lousy haircut
Going too fast, brah
Flies and fliettes
AAAUUUUGHHHH
Nooo men
Genie is thinking..
Try again
Pharmacist
Long, awkward notes
Jewelry does the work
Poor Johnnie
Powerfull fart
Dark things
Dog?
Skirt unzippig
Unfaithful man
Toothbrushes are handy
Info: Dirty jokes alert
Black testicles
Elephant and camel
A Mother's Letter
Brilliant old lady
Dumb nude people
Passing the bullets
Grill butts
White Porch
Dad enjoying some stuff
You're drunk..
You drank my death
What!?
Under the belt
Nice house
Many many many of them
I'm going in..
I usually fall of
I dun like that!
Laughed to death
Doctor..?
That's your fault
Shitty ideas
Let's multiply..
Fire him
"This one's a bitch"
Where did they go?
Father? FATHER?!
FBI chopping wood
Not this part
Puzzykatz
It says I got mail!
Is it because I'm blonde?
I have two
Shaving
Starbucks
You're pitching..
"Get the quarter back!"
A little bus driver
I bet at everything
The other side
Fire..
Beautiful women
He doesn't listen!
Is it yours?
What did she roll?
Now we wait
I know you
Iron your dress, woman
Would you..
You can't do that
It spreads
A minute
Coincidence
I just did it
Three boats and a helicopter
He's lying
I'm moving back
No corners
Use two coats
A couple of why's
I stepped out!
What next?
I didn't know she worked here
Always..
Go now for Gods sake
I married you sister
I have nothing left!
You're blonde
"He makes it"+information
You go
I thought it always was like that
Cereal Killer
What if the seal is broken?
I don't care
English kills you
What did I say about it?
Leave me alone!
Wow!
That's hard
Glass wall
We don't
I did as you said
Drink whiskey
Ha ha ha!
I was hurt..
No one can see me.. right?
No eyes
I was the only one
MBBS Final Exams
Too shaaarp
Two assholes
Shut up!
Salt sea..
First murder case
No great loss
I'm here for..
I can if you can
Cover and no cover
Good Night
Ralp Lauren, Chanel aaaand.. Broccoli
I burped
AIDS..?
I'm tired
Do NOT give her back
He can't do either..
Then why do you give a shit?
You have two
Past tense!!
Psycho The Rapist
So weird o.o
I DID NOT KNOW THAT
I said that c: dun wurry
Let's work with that
Let's agree
Xoxoxxx
Measuring Success
Free demo
Omg so many answers
Directions from a penis
Hair spray :D
Give me the fence!
It was all these trees!
Lovely chicken
Men..
A saddle horn
Tell him yourself
Listen closely!
Surprising
Frosted flakes
I'm glad I brought him
Lick the lamp
Condom slogan
B-4
Let's pretend we're married
Father
Where!?
Learn now!
The neighbors did
I dun fink so
Absolutely
Damn liar!
Better health plan
Literally
Time to go home
Applause
I'm responsible
Both of them!..*facepalm*
Guilty???
It works
Who's that guy?
Dead skunk
Nothing!
Go ahead
Soap soap soap.. paper
Black n white
I didn't think that
Drunken lying Englishman
10k??
Piano porn
You're the father
10 ways to annoy people
I'm coming
The thing behind your bra
God bless the food
It's like a baby
Always be truthful
Have you ever wondered..
10 things that are dirty in golf, but really aren't
Long division!!
I can't do that
Fart football
You're number six today
You can be Jesus
I'm homesick
Turner Brown
Rubix penis
New cover?
Jack off
I don't want either of them
69, 68.. NO
He's gotten so dumb
Soooo many boats that I can't even
Women VS Hurricanes
Does NOT count
Jesus Christ!
Drowning
I'll wait
You're a jerk when you're drunk
Losing your load
Safe driver.. HAH
Deaf neighbors
Boy or girl?
Grandpa pays
God is missing
Kissing your cheek
Ten dollars it is
Sister?
Weee!
Moving!!
Why not keep him?
I'm installing it
H to O
Just wait a minute
You did it!
Get up!
Wrong number
No farts :'(
Liberal Democrat
I'll never forget you
You know
Never again!
Jerks
UNDA DA SEA
Hand jobs?
Colors describe a lot
WHAT
It turned into stone
The blind man
16 wives
She sneezed.. oh yeh
Squirrels?
3 doors, 3 sinners
A terrible book!
Take the picture
Unzipped trousers
6 feet?
Knocking on the door like a boss
Poem
Asshole lawyers
Where did you hide it?
Not mad anymore
Thx o.o
Ahh, my homeland
Lil' Hubby
Burglary!
Coming
Goddamn these ducks
Jay Leno
Lemme have some
My backpack
F**k you
Rechecking my answers
What is it?
Teeny tiny update
Dumb, dumber.. ugh
My business
Great door signs:
Kill the bird
Left outside
Prostitute house
I know what you've been doing >:D
Goin' out
Praise the lord
Schoolteacher revenge
A chance!
Mouthwash
Fellow blondes
Potato
Go home
The capital
Oh nooo
Loosen the grip
Supplies
Admiring
Serious business
Wife wanted
Perfect eyesight
I am mad!
Special day
Marry 'em all
Killed the pig
Girlfriends
He should not have done that!
Mad Cow
M&M's, Campbell Soup and Ford
Bit myself
They got 'em
Season pass?
Competition
Trading
Men got it all
18 blondes and a movie
The balcony
I'm a genie
Monthly installments
Female fairies
I COULD buy it if I..
Annoying family
Sexual lifelessons
Make up your mind
99 condoms
He don't look too good
I don't know
Name them
Whorehouse
Clock
TV?
Half a million of bad luck
Empty
Back to prison
Doctor Date
3RR0R
Coincidences
Liver and Cheese
RUN
Perfect shot
Good (better) cook
Them inches though
Def; Nurse'
80 years and pregnant
Old ladies
Are you a man?
Long and hard
Kill virginity
It's not hard
Ghost? Goat? Woot?
You're healthy
Made in Japan
I just wanna punch you
New joke book

Party in da pants

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By RelaxMe

(Made for boys, I think you'll notice. Fun for girls to read too, though)

There's a party in my pants and my legs are invited.

There's another guy here, but he's kind of a dick.

He brought a couple friends. They're both nuts!

Plus there's this asshole hanging around the back..

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