Harry was walking with the them, telling them what exactly had happened at Hogwarts over the summer. They were a very good audience because even at 14, they knew that Harry would not exaggerate the events of the school year. They trusted each other.
"...And then Sirius asked me to live with him and Remus, so of course I said yes, on the condition that they would move here. And I think they were considering it, but then Sirius got recaptured, and of course we saved his sorry behind, but then Snape was salty and totally outed Remus as a werewolf, so he got sacked."
"Poor guy," Pepper said. "I think it would have been pretty cool to have a werewolf and an ex-convict on our street. Then we can hear their stories and you can have two sets of gay uncles."
The first set was, of course Aziraphel and Crowley, who stayed in touch after Armageddoff and were exactly like those relatives who are really close to everyone and stop by once a week.
"I recon they ought to come over. They can hide in our tree fort," suggested Wensleydale.
"Good idea. I'll owl them about it," responded Harry as they finished their popsicles.
"Hey, wanna go watch Monty Python?" Adam asked. The others readily agreed.
Oof I really don't know what happened with this chapter. Maybe I'll rewrite it.