Skulduggery Pleasant gets Facebook

Memories

Valkyrie: Omg Skulduggery remember when I first found out that you were a skeleton
Skulduggery: And you fainted? Like an old lady?
Valkyrie: Hey! Saids the person who stupidly got kidnapped by Serpine
Tanith: Ouch
Valkyrie: Be glad I was there to save you
Skulduggery: Hey I saved you multiple times. Serpine was doing his right hand thing on you and I killed him with the Sceptre
Valkyrie: Yeah well I saved you when you were getting beaten to death by Vengeous
Skulduggery: I was winning that fight! And plus he was only punching me because I threw dynamite on him all those years ago
Tanith: Meanwhile Ghastly was a statue....
Ghastly: I miss all the fun fights
Valkyrie: Then there was the Diablerie....
Tanith: That China used to lead
China: Hey I helped take down the Diablerie...
Valkyrie: Oh yeah that was the time we met Fletcher... who was obsessed with his hair
Fletcher: Still am Valkyrie
Valkyrie: And I once again, saved the whole world
Skulduggery: Actually if I recall, I heroically launched myself at the Faceless one to get it into the portal
Valkyrie: Then I bravely got you back using my wide range of detective skills
Skulduggery: You used a vampire Valkyrie. I wouldn't call that a "detective skill"
Tanith: And Val, to get Skulduggery back you got me and Ghastly arrested.
Valkyrie: A minor inconvenience
Skulduggery: Then that bastard Sanguine and the psychopathic lot showed up and tried to kill 80000 on air
Fletcher: And I saved the day. Using my ultra-special skills
Skulduggery: Right...
Valkyrie: Anyhow... then remnants were loosed upon the world.
Ghastly: And I lost Tanith....
Skulduggery: And Valkyrie thought it was smart to go to Nye to seal her name
Valkyrie: It seemed fine at the time...
Skulduggery: Then the time after was the death bringer wasn't it?
Valkyrie: Where the Necromancers thought that killing half the population was fine as long as the other half was immortal
Skulduggery: Oh and I got to smack Wreath around alot
Valkyrie: Then the Lord Vile stuff happened. And the Darquesse stuff.
Skulduggery: Then Melancholia had a change of heart and didn't want to murder billions anymore
Valkyrie: Then Stephanie happened
Skulduggery: Along with wanna-be sorcerers
Valkyrie: And men who thought they were butterflies
Skulduggery: Then you joined the dead men
Ghastly: Then that f$&@?! Ravel......
Dexter: I never thought Ravel would do that....
Skulduggery: Anyhow we beat the warlocks.
Valkyrie: And Darquesse came.
Skulduggery: The only good thing that came out of her was Ravel's punishment
Skulduggery: Anyhow then Darquesse almost destroyed us all.
Valkyrie: And I was held in a goddamn soul catcher
Skulduggery: Then the Battle of Darquesse
Valkyrie: You're forgetting that I had to tell my parents about magic
Skulduggery: And then you left us and you came back
Valkyrie: I came back and everything has been amazing since
Skulduggery: Hey also remember when I asked you out and you said yes?
Valkyrie: Eh? When was this?
Skulduggery: Right now. Valkyrie Cain will you be my girlfriend?