The guys were really testing Eyeball's patience one Friday when you were all meant to be in physics class with Mrs Windenburg, with you as a witness. You had been dating for a while now and somehow the young adults that he called his friends couldn't quite grasp the concept of us together. You knew they weren't being serious but when they teased him and told you how sexy you were and how unsatisfied you must be, blushing was natural. This drove him crazy, seeing you react. You didn't know you'd be grateful for this torture until he grabbed your hand, taking you into the house and touching you insanely so that you had no choice but to be loud, encouraging it just so he can let them all hear who you belonged to in hindsight.
"What have I done going for a girl hotter than me?"