Once upon a timey wimey der vas a girrel who vas very smart. Her name vas Rory. She has a friend named Brin-chat. Zat means "you demented child" in germanese. It actually doesn't! It means supper-dupper awesome!!!!!! Brin-chat was a were-cat. She has many frundz who liek to eats le kitchen spoons for ze din-din. She sometimes liek to drink Mickey Finns wis her alter-ego miss hannigan. Miss hannigan is a very mean woman who liek to drink Mickey Finn and medicine (becuss she is very sick according to Molly) so zey are Both not very different. Bak to Rory, the smart one. She like to sniff glue. It make her feel very better! She not sniffing glue while she writin dis. I swears! Hahahaha!!!! Lold! Here is a piece of Brin life:
Have you ever smoked le marijuana?
Brin: NO
Have you smoked le marijuana on school property?
Brin: NOOOO
how old were you when you smokes le marijuana?
Brin: *hulk smash*
(Side note: Brin doesn't do marijuana, but is a hardcore bath salts junkie. It makes her feel like Santa Claus!!!!)
Tis a shame dis be on brin's account cuz all dis triply stuff is assumed to be written by her!!
That was when squirrels comes! Trololololol!!
Kanye: okay, ima let you speak, but I gotta say dis is to you kaitlyn the greatlyn of Antarctic hexagonal tropics. Yayayaysyayayyaya drugs are bad kids stay in school eat your vegetables said no one ever that don't make any sense!!!!!!!!
We would also like to thank Herbert Hoover, for really showing us the way! He made us what we are today!
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