Unus Annus quotes

By BitchyBoi69

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quotes from Unus Annus Might be some quotes from the camera crew (e.g. Amy and Evan) some quotes may not be... More

Cooking With Sex Toys
Purging Our Sins with a Neti Pot
Hot Dog'd to Death
Making Our Own Sensory Deprivation Tank
The Good Kind of Cupping
The Bad Kind of Cupping
The Worst Kind of Cupping
Ethan Will Be Kicked in the Nuts
Doing Each Others Makeup in the Dark
Baby Hands Operation
Mark and Ethan Summon a Ghost
Poopsie Sparkly Critters (a slime surprise...)
Play-Doh Thanksgiving
Helium Therapy
Drawing Memes from Memory
1 Man 100 accents
An A.I. Predicts How We're Going to Die
Mark Turns Ethan into a Mummy to Prepare Him for the Great Beyond
The Chubby Gummy Challenge
We Buy a Professional Hypnosis Video and React To It
Mark and Ethan Attempt an Escape Room
Ethan Destroys Mark's Van with a Bat
There's still hope...
Ethan Gives Mark a Viking Funeral
The Great Meat Mistake
Acupuncture Is NOT Painful
Floating in a Real Sensory Deprivation Tank
Mark Reviews The Impossible Burger But There's a Looming Sense of Impending Doom
We Make Nude Paintings of Each other
You Made Beautiful Music for The Barrel... But Only One Could Win
We Had To Drink Each Other's Pee
Ethan Explores Mark's Haunted Basement
Giving Away Our 1,000,000 Golden Play Button
Ethan's Relaxing and Totally Normal Nail Salon
Taped and Afraid
What Was The Most Painful Thing We've Ever Endured
Donating Toys to Charity w/JackSepticEye
Harnessing Our Dog's Unlimited Energy
Santa's Mukbang (Drinking 1 Gallon of Eggnog)
Forcibly Turning Mark Into Santa Clause Against His Will
Preserving Ourselves In Wax
Beating Inanimate Objects to Death
Emotional Pain Vs Physical Pain... Which is Worse?
Duct Tape Crucifixion (Amy Please Don't Watch This Video)
You Blink You Lose
2 Grown Men Attempt the Presidential Fitness Test
We Took The Polar Plunge
Hiding Our Sins from Amy's Holy Peepers
We Eat Bugs
DIY Bungee Jump (please don't try this)
We Have The BEST thumbnails on YouTube and No One Can tell Us Otherwise
Who Can Make Themselves Taller?
The Sensory Overload Tank
Recreating Ourselves as a Cursed Mannequin
We Took an IQ Test
Ethan Finally Becomes a MAN
Mark and Ethan Go Casket Shopping
We Take a Lie Detector Test to Uncover Our Darkest Sins
Learning to Breathe Underwater
Fixing Mark's Hole with Ramen but Every Time we Add Glue We Get 5% Closer to God
Mark Steals Ethan's Face
You Breathe You Die
2 Absolute Beginners Experience the Dancing Glory that is Salsa
DIY Geriatric Simulator
This Is How We'll Die
We Cryogenically Freeze Ourselves
This is What Being Tased Feels Like
What Happens When A Youtube Channel Dies?
Bad Bad Beans
We Hired a Real Hypnotherapist to Analyse Our Darkest Dreams
We Turned Our Bodies Into Art
Mark and Ethan Learn About The Human Body
Mark Punishes Ethan
Strange (and legal) Things You Can Do With Your Body After Death
DIY Cheese
Hacking The Very Fabric of the Universe
Looking at Long Lost Memes
Discovering the Secret to Eternal Life
Turning Mark Into an E-Boy
Ethan Redefines Male Beauty
Professional Fire Cupping (Going Even Further Beyond)
An Extremely Sour, Not-at-all Sour Meal
Literally Eating Fire
Unregulated Axe Throwing
Literally Laying On Broken Glass
Making an Indoor Tornado to Flex on Mother Nature
Nutball: The Most Dangerous Game
Becoming a Master of Mime
Discussing the Idea of Murdering Each Other but It's Just a Joke and Definitely
Are We Already Dead?
Our Perfect (and last) Valentine's Day
Drunk College Part Simulator
10 Strange Amazon Products Ethan Bought Mark Because He Doesn't Know How to
Chicken Teach Us About Life and Death
3 Big Boys Attempt the King's Royal Fitness Test
Being attacked by a Fully Trained Bodyguard Dog
Learning the Ancient Art of Chinese Archery
The Ultimate Trolley Problem
Goat Yoga
Edible Slime was a Mistake
Granting Access Into Heaven's Sweet Gates
Long Hair, Do We Dare?
We Wrote a Hut Pop Song in 30 Minutes
Mark and Ethan Go on a "Drum Date"
Blowing Our Souls Into Some Hot Glass
Top 10 Worst Things Your Friend Could Possible Spend Their Money On
Nutball Extreme: Taser Edition
REAL Ghost Hunting at an Abandoned Zoo
We Bought a Camera That Can Look Inside Us
Becoming the World's Greatest DJs
Who Can Teach Their Dog a Trick the Fastest
Middle School Science Experiment Teaches Us About Life and Death
DIY Chiropractor
Mark and Ethan Get Into a Fight
The Barrel- Official Music Video
We Got Pepper Sprayed
We Give Each Other Tattoos Blindfolded
What Does Astrology Day About Our Friendship?
Mark and Ethan Get a Full Body Scan to See What Secrets Lay Hidden Within (and
Mark Needs To Rub Ethan and Only His Mom Can Help Him
2 Idiots Get Crushed by 18-Foot Giant Snakes
Beer Sauna: Turning a Portable Sauna into a Portable Hell
Mark and Ethan Hunt The World's Most Wanted Criminals
Unus Annus Carves the Roast Beast
5 Weird Apps That Predicts Our Death
We Tried a Labour Pain Simulator
Recreating the Miracle of Childbirth
Mark and Ethan Are Now Fathers
We Force James Charles to Run a Military Obstacle Course
Desperately Trying To Not Touch Our Faces
Reddit 50/50: Two Player Edition
Going on an Internet Scavenger Hunt
Having an Adventure In VR Chat Because We Can't Go Outside
Amazon Shopping for the Apocalypse
Whom Would Eat Whomst First in a Zombie Apocalypse
Ultimate YouTuber Boxing Showdown
The Deep End of Omegle: Risky Boogaloo
Where in the World is Unus Annus
Mark Builds a Pillow For for the Very First Time
Mark's 1 Weird Talent Leaves Speechless
WikiFeet: A Tale of 2 Tootsies
We Made Every YouTuber Battle in the Hunger Games
We Google Each Other to Find Our Darkest Forgotten Sins
We Played Mad Libs And Ran It Through Google Translate
Mark and Ethan Desperately Try and Name a Single State in the USA
Speed Reading 1000+ WPM to Gain a Complete Understanding of All Human Knowledge
What is the Least Viewed Video on YouTube
We Found Websites That The World Forgot About
The Scariest True Stories on the Internet
How to NOT be the Perfect Boyfriend
Mark and Ethan Find The Lost City of El Dorado
Mark and Ethan Bet Everything on a Wikipedia Race
The Creepiest Videos on Youtube
Help Us Break a YouTube World Record
2 Men 200 Accents
The Illuminati... Do They Really Exist?
Using Google Maps to Find the Lost City of Atlantis
Reading YOUR Scariest True Stories
Mark and Ethan Take a Personality Test
Will AI Soon Take Over Humanity As We Know It?
Running Internet Drama through Google Translate
The Secret Unus Annus No-Touchy-Touchy Handshake
Two Male Men Judge Female Women on Their Beauty
Bored? Press This Button.
Don't Go into the Ocean... Ever.
We Explore the Most MYSTERIOUS Mysteries of our Wildly Mysterious Moon of Myste
We Looked at Unus Annus Memes
Is Mark a Masochist?
What the Hell is a Pink Trombone
Professional Fetish Scientists Rank the Best/Worst Fetishes of 2020
Mark and Ethan Desperately Attempt to Feel Something
An A.I. Generated Our Worst Nightmare
Are Reptilian Humanoids Living Among us?
Like It or Not... This is What The New Human Looks Like
Eating Only Onions for 24 Hours: How Many Onions Does it Take to Kill a Man
Unus Annus ASMR
We Attempted to Create THICC Water
Making Our Own Gravestones to Prepare For Our Inevitable Demise
How Tall Can A Human Get?: An Impartial Review by 2 Average Height Men
Mark Teaches Ethan Korean
Bigfoot is Real and It Ate My Friend
The End of Unus Annus is Almost Here
We Explore the Unus Annus Subreddit for Your Delicious Memes
How Big Can a Nuke Get?
How Much Caffeine Does It Take to Kill a Man?
Drinking Real THICC Water... How Bad Does It Taste?
We Played Strip Poker
Harnessing Our Yodeling Power to End The World As We Know It
Mark Cooks Blindfolded While Ethan Guides Him Through FaceTime
We Play the Newlywed Game While Consuming That Which Will Kill the Other
DIY Boob
We Have the Best Bellies on Youtube
The Unus Annus Confessional Booth
DO NOT OPEN UNTIL 2080
Only Unus-es/Annus-es May Watch This Video
Only Watch 2:15 to 6:11--- DO NOT WATCH ANY OTHER PART OF THIS VIDEO
DIY Wine
Tearing a Phone Book in Half with out Huge Manly Muscles
DILEMA

2 Truths and 1 Lie -- Waxing Edition

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By BitchyBoi69

Ethan- how confident in you are you- er- are- how confident  are you in your ability to tell me whether I'm telling you 2 truths and 1 lie?

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Ethan- *waxes Mark's neck* Can you talk? Did it hurt?

Mark- yeah, what happened?

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Ethan- Doctor, I've been having trouble recently, I've been thinking to myself: "Hey, I don't like green beans that much, and I don't know why"

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Ethan- Have you ever been bitten by a frog? Have you ever been bitten by a log? Have you ever been bitten by the fog? have you ever been bitten by the hog? Are you done?

Mark- I'm think- I can't think when I'm listening to your bullshit! "Have you ever been bitten by a hog? Have you ever been bitten by a doge?"

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Real mature Mark XD

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Ethan- I hope I die in my sleep; I hope I die on a sheep

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Same XD

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Ethan- I know you had a dent in your car; your bicycle- you rode your bike for like 2 days-

Mark- you know I existed before we met

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Mark- Atheism is the same as dying without love.

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Mark- *putting the wax strips on his -cough- pubes* Don't look- Don't look at me! Don't look at me! Don't look at me! Don't look at me!

Ethan- You hairy man!

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Mark- *spins the wheel for Ethan and lands on "pubes"* What's your thoughts on Korea?

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Ethan- How do you feel about my... testicles? well, erm, no- how do you feel about my... pubes? I hate everything- kill me, kill me.

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Summery- In this one Mark and Ethan see how well they know each other with a game of "2 truths 1 lie" an if they got it wrong, they spun a wheel to see where they would waxed. They ended up both getting pubes in the end, along with neck and chest earlier on in the video.

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Description-

2 Truths and a Lie is a great way to get to know each other! But why not throw waxing in the mix to spice up the recipe? Also Ethan is going to take a bat to Mark's van very soon.

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This channel, along with every video that has or will ever be uploaded on this channel, will be deleted after our year has ended. This is inevitable. Inescapable. Irreversible.

Do not archive or re-upload anything. This is our last wish. Our parting gift. Stay true to the purpose of our final year or we shall lay down wrath upon those that attempt to escape the end.

Memento Mori.

Unus Annus.


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