Dear Blaine,
How are you, buddy?
Been a while, yeah?
I don't drink anymore.
I think you don't either, am I right?
Of course I'm right, I was always right in this relationship.
Anyway, I kinda... found someone else?
Don't be mad at me.
I know you were the jealous type.
But you'll approve, I hope
He's a nice guy.
And I swear to God, I'll always love you infinity times infinity.
That was our thing, remember?
Love,
Elizabeth(because you preferred that, didn't you?)