Hurricane Sandy Song

By AngelEek

219 9 5

There was a mandatory evacuation ordered in my town ( I live on the water) but my family and I decided to sta... More

Hurricane Sandy Song

219 9 5
By AngelEek

Look at me I'm Sandra Dee

My wind speed's over SEVENTY

Empty shelves of bread -- Your homes, you have fled

WATCH OUT ! I'm Sandra Deeeeee

Watch it! I'm on the news today

All talk with nothing new to say

Schools are all closed - please board up your home

There's plenty of shelters where you can stayyyyyy

I can kill, I SWEAR. Wind rawr's LIKE A BEAR.

Drop A TREE on your new corvette.

Keep your bags of sand, by low levels of land.

CUZ I'LL FLOOD THAT SHIT IN A SEC.

As for those who think that you --

Have nothing to fear , YOU DOOO

You think you're so cool, I'm coming for YOUUUU

I'M HURRICANE SANDRA DEE

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