Which stupid thing are you?
Bendy:
Spills water in the pool and tries to clean it up with paper towels:
Aquarius, Gemini, Scorpio
Boris:
Blasts Megolovaina remixes in your ears so loud that your mom had to come upstairs and slap you to tell you dinner was ready:
Libra, Capricorn
Cuphead:
You were talking to this dude an he said he was male, so you decided to get your mail and consistently shove it into his chest:
Pieces, Virgo
Mugman:
Someone said 'Oh no!' so you tired to be the Cool Aid Man and bust through their door saying 'OH YEAH', but when you tried to kick down your door, you fell backwards, hitting your head on the floor:
Cancer, Leo, Sagittarius
Felix:
You were reading a book in the library and there was a really bad part in it, so you cursed the book out. The librarian, of course, told you to be quiet, but you threw your book in anger at a wall and ricocheted back at you, hitting you in the face:
Aries, Taurus