I'd like to preface this by saying I have a deep loathing for myself and this is all satirical.
Picture this: a scenic garden emanating a serene energy. A kaleidoscope of color filled your view as you walked into the Bunny family's garden. There, you see the two siblings: Ruby, and her little brother Max. You've known them for years, and you often visited them when you could. You lived a few houses down and your family was well acquainted with their grandmother. Everytime you walked into this pulchritudinous garden, and saw the pair, you couldn't help but feel a novel sensation in your groin. Not to mention the heart palpitations. This happens occasionally... But for some odd reason, it only occurs when you lay eyes on her. Ruby. You knew it was wrong. After all the years that you've known the Bunny siblings. Their grandmother treated you like a son. Max looked up to you as a role model, a hero, the closest thing he had to an older brother.... As for sweet Ruby... the two of you were close. Like brother and sister but in the best way possible. You shared your secrets, your fears, and most of all... your desires. You took a few steps closer to the two and almost immediately, she turned around. "Oh hi y/n!" She exclaimed. "Hey Ruby" you replied. Already a blushing mess, you couldn't help but feel your trousers tighten. It's that feeling again. Your heart was pounding out of your chest. Just as you were about to make your move you heard the soft pitter patter of feet. "Max!" You thought to yourself. "What a fucking cockblock!" You muttered. Per usual, he tapped you on the shoulder with muddy paw. You turned around and he shoved a mud pie with disgusting ass worms and maggots swirling in the insides of it. "Ayo my guy... what the fuck???" You thought to yourself. To be perfectly candid, you put up the "big brother" facade for the spoiled brat in order to get with the prize: his sister. "Wow Max! Never gets old!" You beamed. Forcing the best smile, you took the plate holding this monstrosity in your hands. Steadily, you turned the plate towards and away from you in order to "observe" whatever the fuck this shit was. Like I said, never gets old... (it did.) After the bastard waddled the fuck away, you focused your attention back on Ruby. She was by the marigolds in a pink dress. Your favorite outfit on her. You creeped up on her. Towering over her petite and fragile body.