Haikyuu Chatfics (crack)

By Elle_031

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Idk This was inspired by a lot of other writers, I'm new to writing so please give me suggestions if you fee... More

1 - Nope
2 - Watch me
A/N - Sorry :<
A/N - im sorry again
3 - WTF-
A/N - Rant
A/N - oml i need to stop doing this
A/N - ok ok but like look at this
4 - first meeting
5 - Meeting Pt. 2
6 - random im sorry
A/N - AAAAHHH
A/N - explanation
7 - Hm?
8 - W-what...?
A/N - am i dreaming?
10 - Very
A/N - I need help
Mother's day (I almost forgot omg)
11 - Okay
12 - No
I got stung by a bee :')) 🐝😔✊
13 - ?
QnA Timeeee
14 - No way
A/N - Hm
A/N - IM BACKKK
15 - FINALLY
16 - wait what
17 - LOL HE SNAPPED-
18 - Sleepover! (Irl)
19 - Moms (irl)
20 - Meanwhile... (Irl Pt.2)
21 - Oops (Irl Pt. 3)
22 - End (Irl Pt.4)
23 - Oh no! :((
24 - Simps
25 - lOvEeEeEE~~
26 - He will be😏
A/N
27 - Amen
28 - No.
29 - IWA WHAT
30 - I still think- (irl)
31 - I got this
32 - OH
A/N
33 - Move on (irl)
34 - Spill
35 - Denial (irl)
36 - What is..?
37 - And you are?..
38 - Hey!
39 - Thank you
37, 38, 39 alternative👀
A/N
40 - Kageyama?
41 - Whipped
42 - Drama drama drama
43 - MITA💀💀💀💀
44 - TMI😃🔫
✨Extra chapter✨
45 - ..<3
46 - Hell.
47 - gUyS iT'S hALLowEeN
48 - SPILL
49 - H U H
50 - N e v e r
51 - DON'T @ ME (irl)
52 - Uh. (Irl)
Shhh i got tagged
53 - Birthdays?
54 - LET'S PARTY! (Irl)
55 - 😛
A/N
56 - Another one?
💠Nicknames update💠
57 - Tension. (Irl)
A/N (QnA)
58 - Mutual Understandings (irl)
59 - Got em
Haikyuu but as my chats (80k+ special)
60 - Hate it here.
61 - Yuck
62 - Not a chance
63 - Fly high🕊
64 - :'((((
Couple QnA!!
65 - Same😭
Announcement!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HI DARE CHAPTER BC I CAN'T FIT IT IN THE COMMENTS ANYMORE
DARES PT. 2 BC I SOMEHOW CAN'T EDIT THE OTHER ONE
66 - Tobio😭😭😭
67 - Wait I-
68 - wAiT-
69 - SHIT SHIT SHIT (THIS DOESN'T MAKE SENSE IM SORRY-)
70 - Christmas special Pt. 1
71 - Christmas special Pt. 2
72 - Changes
73 - 💔💔
74 - Or suffer🥰
75 - Meet-up?
76 - Healing
77 - BET🤩
A/N ~ Hiatus.
78 - *sigh*
79 - Let him jump
80 - JUVIE**
81 - WOOO GO GO ‼️
82 - The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test...
83 - I am so sorry for this
84 - Eita.
85 - lose
86 - thanks for the journey <3
A/N - Announcement
A/N - Posted ❤️

9 - Dammit

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By Elle_031

2:40 pm, Saturday
Hinata opened the GC <🏐Volleyball peeps🏐>
Everyone is online

Tinygiant : Hey guys....

King: What is it boke?

Tinygiant: Remind me to not drink so much coffee next time....

Sugamama: Oh my goodness, what happened?

Tinygiant: I kinda....puked?

Owlmom: Oh my, Are you ok?

MotherCat: How'd you even get coffee?!

Tinygiant: Tsukishima drinks it, My mom had some and I wanted to try it...

Iwa: Hinata, Don't do that-

Mom#2: Why are the first years even drinking coffee?

Salty glasses: Stress.Coffee.helps.with.stress.

Sugamama: Can't say I don't agree with that, but too much caffeine can kill you.

MotherCat: So please don't drink too much.

Kubro: Yaku, You can't talk.

MotherCat: Hm?

Kubro: You once drank coffee everyday for like 3 months

MotherCat: I-

Pudding: I'm gonna have to agree with Kuroo Yaku-san.

MotherCat: I was stressed-

Kubro: With?

MotherCat: Stressed.with.all.of.you.Cats.

Kubro: :(

Bokubro: I've seen Akaashi drink 2 cups of coffee in one sitting

Owlmom: Bokuto-san no-

Oikawa: I've seen Iwa-chan drink 4 cups of coffee in a day

Iwa: shut up crappykawa

Oikawa: >:(

Karasuno's Jesus: Can't say that I haven't seen Suga drink at least 14 cups of coffee in a week.

Sugamama: .......

Makki: And the moms have been exposed

Mattsun: you got that right.

MotherCat: It

Sugamama: Is

Iwa: Our

Owlmom: Stress reliever

Dumb Baldy: Where's your stress coming from?

#1 Libero: Probably school

Yams: Aw

Kubro: Yeah fuck school honestly

Bokubro: But volleyball tho 👀

Pudding: I have a feeling it isn't school

MotherCat: You guys

Iwa: Are

Owlmom: Our

Sugamama: Stress.

Salty glasses: How tf do you guys know what the others are gonna say

Owlmom: Don't question it.

Makki: But-

Mattsun: Why 👀

Iwa: Just

Owlmom: Don't

Sugamama: Question

MotherCat: It.

Tinygiant: I puked again...

King: BOKE

Sugamama: HINATA!

Iwa: Need some help Suga?

Sugamama: Yes, Please

MotherCat: I'm packing some things

Owlmom: I'm getting train tickets

Pudding: Take away the coffee

Yams: I-

Mom #2: Im gonna do my homework now-

#1 Libero: Can I see?

Mom #2: No you can't copy my answers

Dumb Baldy: Dammit









I ran out of ideas for the ending so-
Filler chapter cuz I haven't posted in a while 😗✌️.
Uh- I won't tell you how I got the idea-
But yeah, Thanks for reading and see you in the next chapter! Bye!
~Elle

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