Here piggy!!

By Bearhow31

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Here piggy

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By Bearhow31

"All racers take your marks!"  Olaf bellowed

Anna placed a snowgie onto her pig.  "Okay Slush, this is your moment, your day, we've been training all week for this.  Are you ready?!"  Slush squeaked excitedly.  "Ah, ah, ah, remember?  Game face?"  The snowgie began to scowl, letting out a small growl.  Anna sighed.  "Nope.  You're still adorable.  We'll have to settle with that."

Kristoff and Sven helped his snowgie onto his assigned pig.  "Alright Flurry time to get mean." 

"YoU BeT KrIsToFf!  GrRrRrR!"

"Atta boy!"  He raised his hand so Flurry could head butt it.  His version of a high five.

Elsa created a small icy saddle onto her numbered pig.  "Remember William, it's not whether you win or lose, it's how you play the game."

"Pfft!  You mean losing the game!" Anna snarled.  "We got this in the bag!"

"Oh yeah!" Kristoff and Sven snorted.  "Flurry is the fastest snowgie in the clan, I'd like to see you wittle Slush even try!"

Anna turned to her sister.  "Come on Elsa.  Do some trash talk, it's fun."

"Okay, I'll try." She cleared her throat nervously.  "Hey where'd you get that pig from, the farm?"

Kristoff and Anna visibly cringed.  "Uh, maybe leave the trash talking to us." 

"Piggies and riders to your marks!"  All the bigs with their riders took positions at the starting line.  "Remember the winner of this snowgie race will get a free pie!  On your marks!  Get set!  Go!  And they're off!  They're going as fast as their little legs can take them with Slush taking the lead.  Flurry is coming up behind, but Slush is hanging onto his lead, but Flurry is coming up behind, it's neck and neck and—what's this!?  Here comes William coming up from behind!  It's so close!  It's neck and neck!  And—William is the winner!!!"

Elsa placed her hands on her face.  "William?!  William won!?"  She lifted the pig into her arms to give him a big hug.  "Sure it doesn't matter whether you win or lose, but it feels so good to win!"

"Oh it does Elsa."  Anna came up behind her.  "And now for your prize."  In one swift move, Anna splattered a cherry pie all over the snow queen's face.  "Congratulations!"

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