- Life with Saeyoung was never what people could call normal.
- Unless you consider waking up to a smoke detector going off at 4 in the morning to a failed robotic cat 'normal'
- Which you don't
- No one should
- Not even Seven
- But!
- To get back on track
- In response to the now titled 'Cat-tastrophe of 2020 version 5.0'
- (There were 4 other times like this?)
- (Just in 2020, yes... and it's only May lolol)
- Saeyoung decided that he was going to make up for causing you another sleepless night.
- That, of course, meant one thing!
- "HONEY BUDDHA CHIPS AND DOCTOR-"
- "No"
- Second time?
- "HONEY BUDDH-"
- "No!"
- They always say the third time is the charm!
- "Sae! No! We have eaten that since we've been stuck here! I'm not eating them anymore."
- ......
- ...
- ..
- .
- Error 707
- ERROR 707!!!
- No HBC...
- NO DRP...
- What do?
- WHAT DO??!?!
- You can only laugh at his panic
- It's true, coming up with 'normal' ideas to do in a pandemic was kind of difficult...
- But if anyone could find an idea, it would be the miraculous God Seven, right?
- No...
- No, it was not
- Instead of trying to blend Honey Buddha Chips, Doctor Pepper, and...
- Were those skittles?
- ("So we can taste the rainbow, MC!")
- You come up with the regular idea to just pick up some ice cream, keeping in mind that Saeran would actually enjoy this dessert as well
- Finally, just a fun moment with you and Saeyoung, picking up some sweets and probably watching a movie or playing a video game after.
- You move to the couch to put on your shoes.
- This was just a normal, regular outing with your boyfriend for once-
- Just as you're thinking such calming thoughts, you turn in your seat to see Saeyoung changed into his 'outing clothes'
- Of course, that consisted his typical hoodie, but this time, that was the only usual thing.
- HE
- WAS WEARING
- SHORT SHORTS
- Which was amusing enough, as he was displaying them to you like a runway model
- Until he got far enough for you to see his shoes...
- The vibrancy of colors on them put highlighters to shame
- Somehow the red section of the rainbow shoes matched his hair, the yellow matched his shorts, and the orange matched his jacket.
- You were at a loss for words.
- I mean, when did he get them? You both tended to avoid any shops and yet, excitedly rip open any packages that came to the house together
- Did he?
- Did he have these before the lockdown?
- And just waited for the right moment to show them off?
- "How... How long...?"
- You ask, still stuck staring between the shorts, shoes, and his blindingly pale legs
- "How long have I had these cuties? Since before you even moved in here!"
- Wait, what?!
- "Where-"
- Seven shakes his finger with an obnoxiously loud "AH AH AH!"
- "A magical god such as myself cannot reveal all of my secrets, even to the powerful enchantress!"
- Did that make you the enchantress?
- If that's the case, then you were gonna show him some magic.
- "I like your rainbow shoes"
- You say, pointing to them with a sly smirk.
- "But... CAN THEY BEAT MINE?!"
- In a dramatic gesture, you place your hand to your forehead and lay on the couch, flinging your feet into the air
- Not only did your shoes have rainbows on them...
- But they also had
- Unicorns
- Riding
- The
- Rainbows
- Saeyoung stares at the shoes with wide eyes, stuck in an obvious 'Shocked!' stance
- "Ah! Sneak attack!"
- He yells as he shields his face with his hands.
- But after a short moment,
- (Heh, short moment, get it? ....Like... Shorts?)
- (Yeah... I'll get back to the story)
- After a short moment, he peeks in between his hands at you with a mischievous smile
- "But do you know what's better than a sneak attack?"
- You peer at him questioningly, still laying on the couch from your earlier dramatic display
- Without warning, Saeyoung rushes at you and with a jump, clears the couch and lands directly on top of you.
- "Sneak attack kisses!!"
- He giggles as he places a multitude of pecks on your face.
- Eyes? check
- Nose? check
- He even gives two kisses on each ear, knowing just how ticklish it was for you
- Ignoring your laughs, he stops his barrage to look into your eyes adoringly
- He stares at you for so long you can feel your cheeks heat up
- Which, of course, only led him to do the same thing.
- Slowly, he leans into you, placing a soft kiss onto your lips.
- "You really are my 606, MC"
- He smiles as he leans in to kiss you once more
- BUT NO
- INSTEAD
- Saeyoung pokes you in the side, knowing it to be the worst tickle spot for you
- With a shout, you jerk your body at the feeling, both of you tumbling onto the floor
- Not wanting to get caught, Seayoung springs into the air and begins to run out of the door with a laugh that you wish would always stay.
- "Saeyoung Choi! I'm gonna kill you!"
- You begin to chase him out of the door, not far behind, yelling affectionate threats the whole way.