Okay... this is more of a joke chapter since me and @sketchy_ski_owo on Instagram and I had a conversation about this. So they made fanart so I'm doing a fanfic. Someone needs to do a cosplay of Bill the drill if you do please use the hashtag #BringBackBillTheDrill. SketchySki and I would love to see those as I said this is a joke chapter so I'm not going to make this super long xD
It was a normal day at the Sanders house. All the sides were in their rooms having a great day. Thomas didn't want to disturb them. He sighed and looked around the living room. He saw Bill the Drill in the corner. He sighed and stood up.
"Hey Bill"
Wait. Why was he talking to a drill? Drills don't talk-
"Hi Thomas"
"HOLY SH-"
"I can talk"
"YOURE A DRILL"
"Don't be alarmed"
Too late. Thomas screamed. Loudly. He knew his neighbours were pissed at him.
"Wh- HOW?!"
"I dunno. I can speak"
"You. Are. A. Drill"
"I'm apparently a magic drill"
Thomas went over and picked Bill up.
"So have you always been... awake?"
"Yeah I just didn't have eyes until now"
"I am still confused about how you're still 'awake'"
"I am confused too"
"Roman is going to be even more confused"
"Nope. Logan will"
Thomas chuckled. So Bill did have a good sense of humour- wait. He was having a conversation with a drill. He has hit a new low.
"So.. is there anything you want... to do?"
"Sleep. I need sleep"
"Then sleep Bill"
Thomas looked at the drill who's eyes are shut. He is still uneasy about having a talking drill around. Suddenly Logan rose up.
"Hey Thomas I was- what is going on?"
"Well I uhhh"
"Why are you holding the drill you blamed Bill?"
"My name is Bill"
Logan screamed. Luckily Thomas was the only one who can hear his sides.
"The drill can talk?!?"
"Yes I can"
"You are supposed to be an inanimate object!"
"Well I am a magic drill. what's so weird about that?"
"YOU ARENT SUPPOSED TO TALK"
"Guys! Break it up!"
Thomas was tired of the two of their bickering even if it were for 10 seconds.
"Look Logan I have no How Bill can talk. We should just accept it"
"But-"
"Logan. Just go back to your room"
Logan rolls his eyes and sinks down into his room.
"Sorry Bill"
"It's fine. I expected that from Logan"
"Well let's hope Pa-"
Patton suddenly rose up. Speak of the devil.
"Hey kiddo! Oh hey Bill!"
"Hi patton!"
"Hi Bill- WAIT WHAT. BILL CAN TALK??"
Again. Thomas is lucky that he is the only one that can hear his sides. Patton screamed. Thomas covered his ears as Patton squealed.
"OHMYGOD! BILL CAN SPEAK!"
"Yes I can."
"I CANT BELIEVE IT"
"You best believe it"
"GREAT! WE HAVE A TALKING DRILL"
"Alright Patton. Can you please calm down"
Patton nodded and looked at Bill.
"Hiya kiddo! I'm Patton!"
"I'm Bill"
"I like Bill. Can we keep him?"
"Of course we're keeping him Patton"
"Yay!"
Thomas rolled his eyes and looked at Patton.
"Hey Pat? Could you maybe leave me and Bill alone? I just want to talk to him"
"Sounds good"
Patton sunk down and Bill sighed.
"This is so weird"
"I agree"
Thomas chuckles and walks upstairs. He sets Bill down on his nightstand and sits on his bed.
"So why did I just find out about you?"
"Well I have never spoken until today"
"Oh. That makes sense"
"You are kind of stupid"
"Yeah I am"
Bill chuckled and yawned.
"Well I'm tired so I should sleep. If I wake up at 3 am and you're awake I will be pissed"
"Ouch. Okay. Night Bill"
"Night Thomas
Thomas turned the light off and Bill went to sleep. He grabbed his laptop and started to scroll Tumblr.
3 AM~
Bill woke up to Thomas awake on his laptop. He was pissed. Bill suddenly turned on the drill which made Thomas jump.
"JESUS CHRIST BILL!"
"Why are you still awake?"
"I was doing w-"
Bill knew he was lying so he turned on the drill again which made Thomas jump once again.
"Fine. I was scrolling Tumblr"
"Oh"
"Oh? You're okay-"
"GET SOME SLEEP THOMAS"
"STOP YELLING AT ME"
"IT'S THREE AM THOMAS. WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO?!"
Thomas jumped at Virgil's sudden appearance.
"Ohh hey Virgil"
"Who the actual hell are you talking to?"
"Uhhh. Bill the Drill"
"Haha! Oh Tommy Bill can't ta-"
"Oh can't I now?"
"hOLY JESUS CHRIST SUPERSTAR!"
Virgil jumped and sunk back down hastily. Thomas turned off his laptop and looked at Bill.
"sorry about Virge"
"Eh It's fine"
"It really isn't"
"Thomas. Go to bed"
"You aren't my dad-"
Bill turns on the drill and Thomas jumps once again.
"Go. To. Bed."
"Ugh fine"
"And if you don't sleep I will be mad"
"Fine. I will sleep"
"Good job"
Thomas sighed and lied back down. He wrapped a blanket around him and shut his eyes.
"Thanks Bill"
"Go to sleep"
"Jeez. I was thanking you-"
"GO TO BED"
"JEEZ OKAY!"
Thomas sighed and drifted off. Maybe Bill the Drill won't be that bad after all...
When Thomas Woke Up~
It was noon and Thomas was still asleep. Bill got tired of waiting so he turned the drill on. Thomas jumped up and looked at him.
"Jesus Bill!"
"Well how else would I wake you up? I'm a drill"
"Well..."
"WAKE UP THOMAS"
Thomas got out of bed and picked Bill up.
"Well It's time to get up. You should eat"
"Alright Dad- I MEAN BILL"
"Mhm"
Thomas goes downstairs and makes himself some cereal. He places Bill across from him.
"So you're eating cereal?"
"...Yes? Is this new information Bill?"
"I am observing"
"Alright"
He takes another spoonful of cereal. Bill watches as he eat.
"What do you have planned for today?"
"Well I want to learn more about you"
"You do?"
"You are a drill who can fricking talk"
"Yeah..."
"I am learning more about you"
"Why? I'm a drill"
"You're a talking drill"
"So?"
"Jokes on you I want to talk"
"Oh brother"
A/N HOLY SHIT. THOMAS SAW THE DRAWING THAT SKETCHYSKI DID. We created the idea together but they executed the drawing so they deserve the most credit if not all of it. Even though we came up with the idea to do this I believe they did most of the work. All I did was write a stupid chapter about a talking drill. Fun Fact: SketchySki actually read Baking I Logicality and I had no idea so thanks for supporting me. I've been a fan of your art for a long time. Alright Fangirl moment over
I did not mean for this chapter to be this long. I thought it would be like 400 words but it just passes 1000 words. Holy shit xD
Thanks again to SketchySki for offering to do this with me and I hope we can do something like this again in the future :D
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