Phantom Troupe
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1:50 PM
Hisoka added Y/N to Phantom Troupe
Y/N
😀
Shalnark
what the fawk
who's this
Hisoka
a friend of mine ~
she wanted to meet you all
Y/N
uhm no don't do me like that
YOU wanted to introduce ME your friends ❤
hi if any of you are hot pls hmu I am lonely 😜
Shizuku
hiiii
Y/N
Hisoka is he hot
Hisoka
yes she is
Y/N
omg SHE
even better
hey mamas
are you lost babrygorl? 😏
Chrollo
is she here because she's strong and you want her to join?
or she is she here solely for the purpose of flirting with everyone
Y/N
whom is this
Chollo
what kind of name-
Shalnark
NOT CHOLLO-
Hisoka
yes his name is Chollo
he's tHe BOss here 🙄
Y/N
YOU GUYS ARR LIKE A GANG??
THR BOSS??
hi daddae 😳
Feitan
I don't like her
Y/N
we- 💔
Shizuku
it's ok
he doesn't like anybody :)
he's a gremlin
Y/N
are we flirting?
Shalnark
this is like
a hisoka 2.0
Y/N
EW NO I DON'T SIMP OVER 12 YEAR OLDS
Hisoka
🙄 I DONT SIMP FOR 12 YEAR OLDS WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
Y/N
😐😐
Shalnark
🕴🕴
Y/N
I like your vibe
we should be friends
or maybe something else 😏
haha jk 😜
...unless? 👁👁
Hisoka
Y/N
omg fun okay 😍
anyways everyone send pics 👅
Hisoka
I GOT YOU I TOOK PICTURES OF EVERYONE
Shalnark
WHAT THE FUCK
Shizuku
WHY
Phinks
can you guys stop spamming it's annoying af
Y/N
I thought your entire gallery consisted of photos of GoOOOOONNn
Hisoka
can you shut up?
thx
anyways
Shalnark
who's Gon
Y/N
A 12 YEAR OLD BOY
Shalnark
OH NAW
Hisoka
😐
Machi
NOT THE PEDOPHILIA
Y/N
OUHHH GONNN
Hisoka
we don't talk about that
Shalnark
how old is she?
Y/N
making sure im legal hm 😏
smart 😏
you know I like my men smart 😩
Hisoka
19
Y/N
if I would have been just 2 years younger hisoka would have been DROOLING over me by now 🙄
cause I know damn well I'm sexy af periodt 👸
Hisoka
you could have been 10 and I wouldn't care you're weak and boring 🙄
Y/N
SAY THAT TO MY FACE YOU PUSSY 😢😢
Shalnark
ouh-
Machi
then why did you add her??
Hisoka
cause she's lonely and horny
Y/N
you literally just described yourself but go off
Hisoka
I'm married AND horny so no
Machi
you're MARRIED?
how the fuck can someone like you get married
Y/N
you see, I thought the EXACT same thing, I thought, NO ONE. would be crazy enough to cuff that mf so I SIMPED. I simped so hard.
and then he met illumi 😢 an equally as crazy man as him 😢 surprisingly not a minor as well.
Shizuku
you poor thing :(
Shalnark
it's okay, we don't like children 😀
Y/N
omg okay bet
Hisoka
she can't do shit but I guess she makes good cookies
Y/N
YES
Shalnark
yeah I'm kinda tired of eating your guy's sandwiches
Phinks
bitch.
make your own sandwiches
fuck you
you just hurt my feelings.
Shalnark
🙄 someone had to say it
BOSS WE NEED TO TALK
Y/N
boss?? Hisoka pls tellme he's hot
Hisoka
he's not 😒
Chrollo
what
Shalnark
ok so we have this girl and she wants to join the troupe
Y/N
when did I ever say I-
Shalnark
she can't fight for shit and she's completely defenseless, so it would be cliche and EXTREMELY unrealistic of us to let her join the troupe out of nowhere, adding her would be a complete waste and it would be stupid.
but then again, apparently she makes really good cookies.
Chrollo
I see.
how good are her cookies
Hisoka
they're life changing ong bro
Chrollo
then I say GET HER THE TATTOO
Y/N
the WHAT 😀
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hi I just woke up 😢😀. I was going to update last night but everytime I'm writing this thing happens where all the words I underlined suddenly get.. un..underlined and i have to underline everyone's names again and i waSNT HAVING IT SO I JUST WENT TO BED 🙄
anyways
hi 😜 and bye cause my online classes start in like 4 minutes 😢👎🏼👎🏼