Even Satan doesn't want us at...

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Why, just why?
OH MY GOD
John is rich?
THERES A FUCKING SPIDER
Kneecaps and poker
Pantyhose
Sera why is there-
Sksksksk
*sweats nervously*
hiatus
Pride month
Salt block and dicks(Pride Special)
PLEASE DONT
Arlo, we have a cat now.
THE COPS SERA THEY EXIST
Heck
Wtf was that lmao
And we're back at it again
Idk what to name this
Lyric prank cause Im bored
Someone take my phone
Hhhhhhhhhh deadass dont know why y'all like this chatfic
So Remi snapped-
Can you hold my drink?
John vs Cecile(candy store)
Just a question
Come on
The election of 1800
Join the cult rn.
Ceo of come back
I suck at naming these
Headcannons my friend and I came up with
Well- okay
This is really random but why not
โœจโœจTaggedโœจโœจ
I still dont know
Bostin Bitches being chaotic
Uhhhhhhhhhh hi??
#canceled
Idek
my fav out of context notifications I've gotten
๐ŸŽƒHAPPY HALLOWEEN๐ŸŽƒ
im bored so fucking pick one
impatient: as fuck
I'm really out here canceling people
dot. dot. dot.
im out of posts for today so stfu
hah idfk
AAAAAAAAAAAAAH
AHHHHHHHHHHH
hhahahahahahahahahhh
my mental stability rn: ๐Ÿ“‰๐Ÿ“‰
wtf
โœจP O Pโœจ
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idot
lol
:p
slave 4 u by Britney Spears
djdk
over the edge by RIELL
Hey stupid, I love you by JP saxe
the end-
Character Q&A
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hey-
Wattpad ๐Ÿคพ ao3
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Satisfied

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By meraki_484

I rewatched Hamilton and now this is happening.
This is includes things from the Jarlo angst story if that makes sense-

~*~
John - I have regrets
Arlo
Seraphina - Nugs
Remi - Queen👑
Blyke - Laż
Isen - commonISENse
~*~

I have regrets is online
I have regrets added Claire, Adrion, and Eliza
Everyone is online


Laż: Ayo who tf is Eliza

Adrion: All right, all right, that's what I'm talking about!

Nugs: see

Nugs: now im worried

Adrion: Now, everyone give it up for the best man, John Doe!

Queen👑: best man?

I have regrets: A toast to the groom! To the bride.

CommonISENse: am I the only one who still doesn't know who Eliza is???

Nugs: nope

Laż: I think we're all confused

Queen👑: I don't know either

I have regrets: From your brother

Eliza: ^u^

Nugs: brother? You don't have any siblings though? Or at least you haven't told me that you do

I have regrets: Who is always by your side

Claire: By your side

Adrion: by your side

I have regrets: To your union

I have regrets: To the revolution! And the hope that you provide. May you always be satisfied!

Nugs: please stop using exclamation points it's scaring me

Laż: ^

CommonISENse: ^^

Claire: REWIND!

Queen👑: rewind?

Eliza: Ayo hurry up dumb bitch

Nugs: iffkgckvdlfluglhufg THR FITST ACTAYL THKGN OYU SAID DKFOLSDNOFIGORP

I have regrets: I remember that night, I just might regret that night for the rest of my days

I have regrets: I remember those fans tripping over themselves to win our praise

Laż: I deadass thought of actual fans just flopping around💀

CommonISENse: LMFAO WHAT

I have regrets: I remember that dreamlike candlelight, like a dream that you can't quite place

Queen👑: WHERE IS THIS GOING

I have regrets: But Arlo, I'll never forget the first time I saw your face

Laż: soeaking of Arlo

Laż: * asslo

Laż: hes be quite the whole time

CommonISENse: tru

I have regrets: I have never been the same

I have regrets: Intelligent eyes in a hunger-pang frame and when you said "Hi, " I forgot my dang name

Queen👑: this is actually kinda cute

Eliza: oh ho ho just wait you poor child

Queen👑: who even are you?????

I have regrets: Set my heart aflame, ev'ry part aflame

I have regrets: This is not a game

Claire: this is not a game.

Adrion: this is not a game...

Arlo: You strike me as a man who has never been satisfied

Laż: oh hes talking now

I have regrets: I'm sure I don't know what you mean

I have regrets: You forget yourself

Arlo: You're like me, I'm never satisfied

Nugs: YOU BWTTER BE SATISFIED WITH JOHN OR ISTG I WILL REMOVE ALL YOUR BODY HAIR WITH A RUSTY KNIFE

I have regrets: Is that right?

Arlo: I have never been satisfied

I have regrets:....

I have regrets: My name is John Doe

Arlo: Arlo [unknown]

CommonISENse: wait- oh I get it

Laż: what?

I have regrets: Where's your family from?

Arlo: Unimportant, there's a million things I haven't done. Just you wait, just you wait

I have regrets: So so so...

I have regrets: So this is what it feels like to match wits with someone at your level! what the hell is the catch?

Nugs: i- this is actually kinda adorable

Queen👑: ^ ikr

I have regrets: It's the feeling of freedom, of seeing the light! It's Ben Franklin with a key and a kite... you see it right?

I have regrets: The conversation lasted two minutes, maybe three minutes, everything we said in total agreement! It's a dream and it's a bit of a dance, a bit of a posture, it's a bit of a stance. He's a bit of a flirt, but I'mma give it a chance

I have regrets: I asked about his fam'ly, did you see his answer? His hands started fidgeting, he looked askance. He's penniless, he's flying by the seat of his pants!

CommonISENse:I just sit back and observe😎

I have regrets: Handsome, boy does he know it! Peach fuzz and he can't even grow it

Laż: bruh his face bare as hell tf you talking bout

Nugs: lmfao

I have regrets: I wanna take him far away from this place then I turn and see my sister's face and she is—

Eliza: Helpless...

Queen👑: so- Eliza is John's sister?

I have regrets: And I know she is—

Eliza: Helpless...

I have regrets: And her eyes are just—

Eliza: Helpless...

I have regrets: And I realize three fundamental truths at the exact same time

Arlo: Where are you taking me?

I have regrets: I'm about to change your life

Arlo: Then by all means, lead the way

Adrion: Number one!

Claire: Number one!

I have regrets: I'm a boy in a world in which my only job is to marry rich. My father has two sons so I'm the one who has to social climb for them.

Nugs: theres more??

Queen👑: y-you have more siblings then Sera and I???

I have regrets: So I'm the oldest and the wittiest and the gossip in New Bostin is insidious. And Arlo is penniless—

Nugs: haha, POOR

Laż: LMFAO OMG

I have regrets: —Ha, that doesn't mean I want him any less

Eliza: Eliza Doe, it's a pleasure to meet you

Arlo: Doe?

I have regrets: My sister!

Laż: it's confirmed-

Claire: Number two!

Adrion: Number two

I have regrets: He's after me because I'm a Rotsworth sibling

Nugs: hooooooold up

Nugs: you're a Rotsworth

I have regrets: That elevates his status, I'd have to be naive to set that aside.

Laż: it does

CommonISENse: Imagine not knowing what's happening

Laż: ayo stfu

Queen👑: pleeeeaaaaase explain

I have regrets: Maybe that is why I introduce him to Eliza now that's his bride...

Queen👑: bride?? They're getting married???

Nugs: someone actually agreed to marry him?

Laż: y'all broke up?

Nice going Angelica, he was right, you will never be satisfied
Thank you for all your service
If it takes fighting a war for us to meet, it will have been worth it
I'll leave you to it!

Adrion: Number three

Claire: Number three!

I have regrets: I know my sister like I know my own mind, you will never find anyone as trusting or as kind

Nugs: seems like y'all are close

I have regrets: If I tell her that I love him she'd be silently resigned, He'd be mine! She would say "I'm fine"

I have regrets: She'd be lying...

Laż: Isnt that what you're doing

CommonISENse: didn't have to go for his neck like that💀💀

I have regrets: But when I fantasize at night, it's Alexander's eyes as I romanticize what might have been if I hadn't sized him up so quickly

I have regrets: At least my dear Eliza's his wife... at least I keep his eyes in my life

~*~

INCOMPLETE BUT IDGAF

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