A Disney movie from 2000 and my favourite animated movie of all time.
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"BOOM BABY"
- Kuzco
"You threw off my groove!"
- Kuzco
"NO TOUCHY!"
- Kuzco
You should've thought about that before you became PEASANTS!"
- Yzma
"Fired? What do you mean fired?" ~Y
"How else can I say it? You're being let go, your department is being downsized, you're part on an outplacement, we're going in a different direction, we're not picking up your option." ~K
- Yzma & Kuzco
"Everybody hits their stride. You just hit yours 50 years ago."
- Kuzco
"Beware the Groove"
"Isn't it great? It's my birthday gift to me. I'm so happy."
- Kuzco
"Pull the lever Kronk.
WRONG LEVER!
Why do we even have that lever?"
- Yzma
"Uhoh." ~P
"Don't tell me. We're about to go over a huge waterfall?" ~K
"Yep." ~P
"Sharp rocks at the bottom?" ~K
"Most likely." ~P
"Bring it on." ~K
- Pacha & Kuzco
"That behavior just... I gotta wash something."
- Chicha
"Me? Why would I turn you into a llama?" ~P
"I have no idea. You're the criminal mastermind, not me." ~K
- Pacha & Kuzco
"I'm an emperor and as such, I was born with an innate sense of ✨direction✨"
- Kuzco
"No, it's alright. We can figure this out." ~P
*CRACK*
"I hate you." ~K
- Pacha & Kuzco
"His legacy will live on in our hearts for all of eternity. Well, he ain't getting any deader. Get to work!"
- Yzma
"He's still ALIVE?" ~Y
"Not as dead as we would've hoped." ~K
- Yzma & Kronk
"My wife made it." ~P
"Oh she knits?" ~K
"Crochets." ~P
"Oh crochets..." ~K
- Pacha & Kuzco
"Good thing you're not some fat guy or this would be really difficult."
- Kuzco
"Oh yeah, it's all coming together."
- Kronk
"Do you really want to kill me?" ~K
"Just think of it as you're being let go, that you're life is going in a different direction, that you're body is part of a permanent outplacement." ~Y
- Kuzco & Yzma
"It's called 'cruel irony'. Like my dependence on you."
- Yzma