Time: 7:38 PM
Location: Adventurer Guild
Status: Normal? -_-
After Defeating The Dullahan Name Verdia, They Drag me In the adventurer guild celebrating by bunch of unknown adventurers and rewarded for 300 Million Eris. holy shit I'm already rich. I mean uh, Wealth isn't my style..
They Celebrating by Drinking Alcoholic stuff just like always back there in my previous second world.
I'm constantly being surrounded by people blah blah blah...
Kayden: oh no.... -_-
I Can't believe it happened so fast in few days in this world. already popular.... and i hate it..
Male Adventurer: Can you join my Party?!
Cute Female Adventurer: He's Cute~! What's your name? We have plenty of spots on my party..
Male Adventurer: What was your Summon magic! I Wanna Know it!
Kayden: I'll think I pass on this one..
( onosu a) <----- Some Parts are missing due to Erased By "The Hand"
When I was on my way home, trying to hide my popularity. I bumb into someone and met some girl looking knight here carrying food packs and stuff.
ID Name: Dustiness Ford Lalatina "Darkness"
Darkness: aren't you the one who fought Verdia?
Kayden: yep... am i being praised again? -_-
Darkness: N-no... but.. that summon magic you have there...
Darkness starting to breath fast. remembering the part that I Rush Stomp on Verdia's head.
Darkness: ah~ What is this feeling~ I was thinking about how powerful your summon magic is. I Don't know how can i withstand it, but.. your right hand..
She got close to me, way closer and grab my right hand.
Darkness: I Just want to test how it feels to get hit by your right hand~
Kayden: 😱 Jesus Christ, somebody help, she's more different than any girls i fought. but this is a shit level 5. A Masochist!! The Things were I'm Complete Defenseless and cannot attack her.
Then I Ran away from my Life.
Kayden: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(KONOSUBA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Location: Grassland
I Stop Living in that place and run away from my life. This is the First Time I've seen a masochist. and I have no idea how to deal with her.
I was planning to go back home, however i heard a powerful stomp heading towards me.
Kayden: hmm?
I Spotted a Large Mechanoid Spider walk towards me.
Kayden: Holy Monoculus! That's Big! *Flashbacks about Spider Mastermind*
I Equip My Headset, Pull out my Chaingun and this music Plays.
*Plays DOOM 2016 Mastermind*
I Began to Barrage Shot with a Minigun, All Bullet's were blocked by a Magic Barrier.
Kayden: ofc, It has Magic Barrier...
Pull Out a Sci-Fi Rocket Launcher and Rocket Jump Towards it and The Hand Rush attack the Magic Barrier.
Kayden: WRRRRRYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I rush attack and Scrape Through the barrier and went inside the Destroyer's Field Zone. Run and Gunning the crap out of it with a DOOM Eternal Chaingun With 4 Barrels.
Kayden: I Am Heavy Weapons guy and this is my new weapon...
I Blow Off 7 Eyes making it blind. The Mobile Fortress Stop moving in confusion and finish it off with a Russian Tank Missile Launchers, Barrage of 20 Rockets. I Gently Pat it and The Tank Missile Launcher Vehicle disappeared by deleting it with a Toolgun.
The Destroyer Fell down causing earthquakes just now.
Kayden: did i kill it?
*Beep 3x*
Due to Extreme Damage, The Self Destruct Sequence will now initiate. All Crew, Please evacuate immediately. All Crew, Please evacuate immediately.
Kayden: ಠ_ಠ *Equips with CT Defuse Kit*
Kayden Charge Towards The Fallen Destroyer. I Combine it With a Rocket jump and Scrape the air with The Hand, Increasing the Height Boost and got inside the Destroyer. Activating Intelligent HUD to find the Bomb was about to explode, Time is 1 Minute. I manage to get in here on 20 seconds by scraping the wall for a shortcut, However The Bomb was actually a Core itself, and it's glowing purple.
Kayden: -_- That Doesn't look like a bomb to me...
There's a skeleton sitting on some kind of tech chair and there's a book. I can't read what it says in this book anyway so I Ignore it and finish a simple Job. I Scrape The Glass and The core itself with my The Hand.
Kayden: Done and Done..
I Relax Just a Moment and went outside of the Destroyer and returning to my world.
I Sense my foot was getting Hot, Turns out, it was going to overheat without a Microwave. I Quickly Got Down safely without Fall Damage. Before Broken Destroyer was about to explode even without the Core, I pull the Toolgun out to delete it instantly..
Kayden: All Gone..
I Quick- wait...
Kayden: is it me? or did i forgot about putting a portal back home before traveling....
My Eyes Turn Jojo black eyes and I bring out the Tesseract.
Kayden: I'm Breaking the rules, just this once for emergencies...
I Force Open the Portal and return back to my world..
← To be Continued
It may Sound Short but hey, I Did Crossover to Konosuba :v
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Kayden:
Hentai is Heresy, so no :v