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Once Upon a Time Humor #1

BOOK 1 IN OUAT CRACK SERIES! This book is a series of Once Upon a Time Memes, Sayings and Texts Laugh till you can't breathe or even shed a tear Rated PG, Incase of language Highest Ranking Received: #176 in Random (Thanks so much guys!!) (Disclaimer: I don't own the characters or the memes)

Teachers pet. {BDSM}

"I couldn't forget the way he looked at me. His eyes turned darker, and the look in them .. I can't describe it, but he sure as hell was hot."

Match Maid in Hell

Evangeline. An innocent, sweet maid with a tragic past. Seth. An arrogant, rude jerk with a troubled past. When Evangeline is 'forced' to be his maid and Seth is 'forced' to take her on, it can't be a good idea. When both of their protective walls finally crash and fall, will it destroy them both or can this Match mad...

The Virgin's Weakness

She always knew she was different. The strange dreams and the voices in her head had her convinced she was losing her mind. And then she met him. 20 years old and inexperienced with men, Alex had no idea what to make of her body's heated response. But his amethyst eyes were hiding secrets capable of destroying her w...

The Alpha Meets The Rogue

Leila lived with her pack all her life. It was until she was forced into an arranged marriage that she ran away from home. She turned into a rogue and while running away from an Alpha, she ends up kidnapped by another one. The exception for this was one: this Alpha was her mate.

Caine

Caine is the Alpha of the Locus pack. Some say he’s strict, everyone knows he’s unforgiving, and most consider him cruel. After an incident three years ago that marked a very important part of his life, Caine decides to shut himself down from all emotion. Charlotte is a free spirit who relishes in being an easy going...

Fat Girl Rejected By Mate..

I'm Sophie and my mate rejected me only because I was fat..

One-Night Stand Queen

*WARNING MATURE CONTENT* On a cold, frigid night my relationship with the love of my life would change forever. The carefree start would turn distant and the intimacy would soon cease to exist. On a night, like most any other night, my life would take a dark to turn to lies, secrets and a partner count a mile long. An...