Soren McKinin; the disappointment of the family, the child his parents wished did not belong to them, the type fathers warned their daughters not to date. Anger issues, a heartless brute that got into fights and saw the world as dark grey, helpless and pointless lump of rock. He was incapable of happiness, of love. ...
Relatable rants involving all the shit on Wattpad and why I'm over it. 'Where we bond over things that make you want to throw your device at the wall. Because let's face it, there is some shit writing on Wattpad.' © All Rights Reserved 2016
𝙄𝙣 𝙬𝙝𝙞𝙘𝙝 𝙖 𝙜𝙞𝙧𝙡 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙈𝙞𝙙𝙤𝙧𝙞𝙮𝙖'𝙨 𝙨𝙝𝙤𝙚𝙨 𝙛𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙞𝙣 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚. Deku got some clean shoes.
An economical love that is strictly forbidden; Barack and Mitt fight to finally be together.
He was a billionaire, I was a bellboy, can I make it anymore obvious? It all started one fateful afternoon in summer of 2012. I was working as a bellboy at the Trump Hotel in Hong Kong on an internship program. This was my first time in a big city. It was all I could have ever dreamed of, and more. But little did I k...
Sexy story about the sexy Donald Trump. (Smut included) Written by: @Montana_x_ @kasahh04 @mourunfull WARNING: 18+ We're not trump supporters btw 🥳
Unknown Number: Well you gotta give me something! Hell, anything! You can't just dangle this in front of me for the rest of my life! Me: I wasn't planning on it... Unknown Number: Blackmail is a crime, you know! Me: I'M NOT BLACKMAILING YOU! Unknown Number: WHERE'S YOUR SENSE OF ADVENTURE! YOU GET AN OPPORTUNITY LIKE...
"Is your refrigerator running?" "No, my refrigerator is not running." "Well you better...wait, what?" "Actually, it broke down a week ago because it knew that you were going to call with that stupid line and it decided it would rather die than listen to you say it. So now, thanks to you, I don't have a fridge and all...
"I'll only ever come to love one thing, and thats pizza." "Give me twenty eight days to prove otherwise." #65 In Short Story (Dialogue category) 6/21/17 :) *old story*
