the hatchetfield branch

IMDb calls it "a mockumentary on a group of typical office workers, where the workday consists of ego clashes, inappropriate behavior, and tedium." We just call it chaos. aka: "tgwdlm but it's The Office"

Time & Place (Tedgens)

This started out as a tedgens oneshot, but I've written a little more. Yes, it's a quarantine fic. Let me live. I'm bored and lonely and my boys are cute. Disclaimer!!! I do not own Starkid or their productions! All rights go to Team Starkid. I love them and what they do, so this is just me having fun.

Quotes from Starkid that I Quote Often

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Let it out (TGWDLM)

A fanfiction about The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals. What if Paul wasn't fully infected by the end of the musical? What if he managed to take back control for a moment and he was able to save Emma? That's basically what this fanfiction is about.

Experiment Paul AU 2.0

WARNINGS AT END OF DESCRIPTION After a meteor crash and an unethical human experiment, Emma Perkins' hometown has been infected with a strange pathogen of cosmic origin. This odd virus, known only as 'blue shit', turns whoever comes in contact with it into a blue singing musical zombie-alien. Emma is the only known...

I Wish You Were Afraid Of Something (Like Dying)

Zazzalil isn't afraid of anything. But maybe she should be...

In Every Universe

Jazzalil one shots because we all need a little cavewives in our lives

Maybe After Tomorrow (Hatchetfield)

When Professor Hidgens discovers the aftermath of the events of Black Friday, he saves everybody he can in the very limited time he has. Unfortunately, this means being stuck in a house with Hatchetfield's most notorious self-described sleazeball and having to see someone he cares a lot about try not to let her worrie...

Who Doesn't Like Musicals?

Ever since freshman year Henry has been pining over Ted, but he thinks he doesn't have a chance at all with him. Its junior year and Henry finds something out that might change his chances... Cover photo by awful-grinch-named-paul on Tumblr

The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals One-Shots

A collection of one-shots (And headcanons) based off The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals. Lots of Paulkins.

Tomorrow Will Come- A Hatchetfield Story

It was supposed to be a fun night in Hatchetfield. For Lex Foster, Ethan Green, and Hannah Foster, it was supposed to be their first night out in what seemed like forever. For the employees of CCRP Technical, it was supposed to be the annual family night. But nothing feels right- especially not to Hannah. Is there rea...

For The Untrained Eye

Artemis and Paul Schue-Horyn are hopeful that they'll get to host their podcast Wayward Guide for the Untrained Eye for its third season. But things get shaken up when their boss, Lesly Stone, gives the third season to his niece, Nikki, who is planning to go to Perry's Port, Newfoundland to investigate the mysterious...

Time to Fall

It's Tim Houston's birthday, and Tom is getting ready to take him to a fun dinner with his family- just him, Becky, Paul, Emma and his sister Connie. But when Tom and Connie find a relic hidden under the seat where Jane used to sit in the Foxbody Mustang, they find themselves entagled with forces far beyond their abil...

Apotheosis- A TGWDLM Fanfic

What exactly happened in Hatchetfield after the musical invasion? As it turns out, a surprising amount. Emma isn't the only one not turned. After barely getting out of getting killed and turned by the aliens with a fondness for the performing arts, she discovers Dr. Harriet Hidgens, the niece of the eccentric Henry Hi...

Will tomorrow come today?

What if Black Friday didn't end so suddenly? What if our surviving heroes went to a certain kooky reclusive biology professor's house to seek refuge? What if they survived the attack? Will everyone finally be safe or will evil follow them wherever they go?

A Hatchetfield Oneshot Collection

A oneshot series set in the TGWDLM universe. Most of them are "Hey the show never happened!" AUs. Warning!!!: MOSTLY PAULKINS TW for alcoholism and suicidal thoughts This book is dedicated to my very best friend and the biggest paulkins stan ever @Latte_Hottay. Ilysm ❤️❤️🦇 Highest Rankings - #1 in paulkins #1 in pa...

Becoming Kelly and Ben

Paul and Emma have a connection that can't be broken, not even by a grenade. When Hatchetfield is destroyed, Emma believes that she has been left all alone. But maybe Paul wasn't killed in the disaster. Maybe they will have a chance to live out their lives and discover what love in the wake of tragedy means. Follow al...

Cup of Roasted Coffee

Paul has been visiting Beanies everyday rather than the usual Starbucks once he's introduced to the rather cute barista over there. The long walk and god-awful coffee had always been worth it in the end. Seeing her was always the highlight of his day, even if she didn't know it. There was just something about Emma Per...

Duet (Curwen)

High school sucks. But it sucks even worse for Curt and Owen, since they've just been paired up for an assignment which either has to lead to a lot of time being spent together or a total disaster. The latter is something neither of them wants, so they agree to try their best. Although they're both dubious about worki...

My Sweet Love // Spies are Forever Oneshot

A short Spies are Forever oneshot! If you don't know what Spies are Forever is it is a musical by The Tin Can Brothers. It's free to watch on Youtube and I highly you watch it. It's my favourite musical and all the songs, acting, and story is amazing!

blooming in the darkness

so they meet again. curt isn't letting owen go this time, no matter what it takes. he's going to stay by owen's side.

Curtwen One-Shots

Hey guys! So I'm back on my bullshit and I'm starting a fanfic on my new hyper-fixation, Spies are Forever. I will be writing one-shots about Curt and Owen, so I hope you guys enjoy these. The stories will range anywhere from Fluff to Angst, or even both in one story. I'll pretty much do anything except Smut because a...

horror of staying alive

au where owen does Not Perish

I will always love you

Mature: Violence, language and torture "Is it really you, love," The man said, his dark brown eyes meeting Curt's and everything fell into place. He knew where he knew him from, those eyes, he'd never forget them. He used to say they were prettier than all the stars in the sky combine. "Owen?" Curt asked, choked with...

Spies Are Forever One-Shots

This is a bunch of one-shots from my beautiful mind. A lot of them with be Curtwen. A lot of them will also be pretty gay. There will be Curtwen and TatixBarb and Cynthia being a lesbian. There will probably be some good ol' Mama MEga as well. That's pretty much it.

Spies are forever (ONESHOTS)

just a bunch of SAF oneshots!!! :)

smut+crack | curtwen

saf curtwen smut and crack

Ruins of Glory

Mature: Violence, language and torture From inside of a prison cell Owen Carvour longs for his freedom and his first love. But when he finally gets a chance at his freedom his first love is there to stop him. After killing his partner Agent Curt Mega is a wreck. After a forcefully wake up call he is ready to put down...

All my other stuff

hey! this is basically all my writing, one-shots and multi-chapters that i posted on ao3 but im putting it here lol