THERE WAS A BOY NAMED JOHN.....HE RECENTLY MOVED TO LOS ANGLES...HE JUST GOT 50 DOLLARS BUT NO ONE WAS GIVING HIM HOUSE TO STAY....SO HE DECIDED TO LIVE ON HIS OWN.......
You're a brand new zookeeper at The Halfling Zoo- a place where half-animals live in captivity. Your job is simple- feed them and study them. Your main worry is that one of the more dangerous halflings might kill you.
Unfortunately, that may become the least of your worries.