"I heard you're new here so I baked you some cookies"
"Ummm... I've lived here for the past five years..."
"How have you lived here five years and I've never seen you?!"
"I heard you're new here so I baked you some cookies"
"Ummm... I've lived here for the past five years..."
"How have you lived here five years and I've never seen you?!"
"I'm finally moving out"
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"What are you doing in MY apartment?"
"What are YOU doing in MY apartment?"
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"This has to be a mistake"
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"PERVERT!!!"
"Yah I'm not a pervert"
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"Your...