Orange juice in cereal, the air tastes like the color 5, normal things for me but weirder than heck for you people. Exhibit A: Once I dreamed I had Golem from the lord of the rings as a pet. THEN HE GOT SHOT TRYING TO PROTECT me. Every time I have this dream I'm like "don't go up there you finna die" what does he do? Get shot. Except the one time he got attacked by a panther and his wound was a bullet hole??? And so I get high on apple juice. Golem dies in my dream. Im a duck, meow. A person steals our goldfish in the church. There's a talk about setting people on fire by having held their fart to long. Read to find out more strange things.
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