Follow the steamy adventures of Ashley Hunter, TA to Tanner Hafnium at Jim Irvine Public High School. Their "chemistry" is undeniable, though forbidden, so they must keep their raw, "biological" escapades a secret from all those around them. Will their "astronomical" love defy all "laws of physics" or will the "gravitational" pull of Brandi Divyne, sly English teacher at Jim Irvine, knock them out of orbit?