//discontinued// . . . "why do you smoke, phil?" "because i'm addicted and the smoke is pretty." "let me rephrase that. why did you start smoking?" "i figured this vice of mine would take my mind off of ones that would kill me faster." . . . an au in which dan saves phil, but only by saving himself first. . . . ft. intentional lowercase, the city of manchester, the good ol' year that was 2009, and the subsequent personalities of dan & phil