Spencer Reid and Aaron Hotchner always seemed to have a strange sort of tension between them. The rest of the BAU always assumed it was because of their "shared daddy issues", as Rossi would say, but what happens when it turns out that the two had dated in highschool and through college? Through the means of some light harassment and no small amount of threats and blackmail, the BAU team is about to find out. AKA: I decide that no one in the team has uncomfortable age gaps :) and then I explore how Reid and Hotch's childhood trauma would fuck them up as teens ;)