DreamSMP Rambles

This is where I shall info dump about my newest hyper fixation. Parts may be short, or long, happy or sad, who tf knows! Certainly not me. anyways let's get into it, and word vomit :D

Karlnapity is life

There will be much gay (not among minors tho, because that's weird)

I get my head canons from Tumbler, Ao3, and sleepless nights

I am alive due to coffee and spite (and Karlnapity ofc)

I do not fear God

I have a strangely strong urge to physically fight Tommyinnit in a duel

I don't like Skeppy, I'll probably rant about it at some point

Simps are weird, but I'm a simp for Sapnap, because ✨ARSON✨

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Why are you still here? Go read the story, damn. Do you not have a life? 👀

I'm sorry that was mean (◞‸◟ㆀ)

You're on MCYT Wattpad, no one here has a life. Not a single one of us. So go get some water (don't argue with me) then come back to your bed and read this. We both know you ain't got nothing better to do honey <_<