This happened to me last year, and I wrote about it on that very day, but for some reason I completely forgot that I had written it. I just discovered the writings a few hours ago and thought, "hey, I wanted to put this up on Wattpad anyway so... why not?" It was a painful night, but I recall the event with enough clarity and cheesy humor for it to be an enjoyable read. I hope. With all that being said, enjoy the story!
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