*ahem!* test one, two, three. [with an exaggerated spin] oh hi there, my name is *""*??! #$%%&. Ahhh~! Dammit! who knew a boobjob would be this wonderful. *cough!* sorry about that. as I was saying, my name is Conner Smith, a biologist by profession. always put my work first then family last (I Fear No Vin Diesel!!) But was cut short when a tragedy in the form of cancer struck...and the worse part is that IT STRUCK MY BALLS!! NOT ONE BUT THE TWO!!! The doctors gave me an option of either to remain defenceless against the opposite sex during the famous battle of the night... or I die with dignity. And as a proud warrior CHOSEN FROM THE HEAVENS!!! I chose the latter without hesitation!!! why? I believe in THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP!!! *cough* *cough* Ignore that line I therefore embarked on a quest in search of a powerful way to conquer my foe. And that's when I met him. no homo shit but I found light. well because he is literally shinning a fucking light my direction!! Ah too Bright!!!! ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... Ah, the feeling of oneness with my balls once again made me feel....huh? Ahhhhh! I'm cumming girls! WANT MORE!!! THEN READ THE BOOK!!! GOODBYE!👁?
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