God, I'm so boring, and I'm so rude Can't have a conversation if it's not all about you The way you dress, and the books you read I really love my bed, but, man, it's hard to sleep when he's with me When he's with me And he laughs at all my jokes And he says I'm so American Oh, God, it's just not fair of him To make me feel this much I'd go anywhere he goes And he says I'm so American Oh, God, I'm gonna marry him If he keeps this shit up I might just be in lo-lo-, lo-lo-, lo-lo-, lo-lo-love - Nicolette Mi