- This is a stupid and unfinished story written over six years ago that only has two chapters (split into seven here). - It's based off of a stupid comic I made over TEN years ago (the "cover" alone is from 2007), that was only halfway finished when I gave up. - Given those facts, why would you ever read this? (Albeit, joke-wise, I actually think it's funnier than the stuff I'm capable today. WHAT CHANGED IN ME?! WHY CAN'T I BE FUNNY ANYMORE?!)
7 parts