Andysamberg Stories

A relationship would never work out between a criminal and a cop, much less a hitwoman. However, when she finds herself helping out a precinct in exchange for a reduced...

I wanted to write something about him and thought 'well, why not...' Anyway, these xreader oneshots will be about him and the many characters he played, like Jake Peral...

One chapter stories about the funniest and cutest man alive. Cool cool cool cool cool cool, no doubt no doubt, no doubt.

"I hate you Peralta!" "I love you Martinez!"

Brooklyn 99 fanfiction between the reader and Jake Peralta.

one shots about b99 bc i just bingewatched all 8 seasons and i'm not ready to let it go

( '𝗶 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂'.... 𝒇𝒖𝒄𝒌, 𝐧𝐨, 𝐢 𝐜𝐚𝐧'𝐭 𝐬𝐚𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 ) ( 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙢𝙖𝙣 𝙪𝙥, 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐡𝐢𝐦. ) ( 𝘪 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐡𝐢𝐦, 𝙞𝙛...

RECKLESS in which timothée chalamet comes across the twitter account of a girl with no filter ( social media x real life ) ( timothée chalamet x fem oc )

I watch the Brooklyn Nine-Nine and I love it so I want to do a oneshots on the loveable Jake Peralta I might do smuts/lemons but most of these are Fluff Jake Peralta x r...

𝑱𝒂𝒌𝒆 𝑷𝒆𝒓𝒂𝒍𝒕𝒂 and 𝑨𝒎𝒚 𝑺𝒂𝒏𝒕𝒊𝒂𝒈𝒐's friendship is something seldom seen. It is based on bets, challenges and competitions. Of course, they love it and...

"𝐈𝐭'𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐨𝐛𝐯𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬, 𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐭?" After a series of unfortunate events, Jo found herself in the need for a transfer. She was told this was...

I would die for you. In fact, I would die hard.

❝ 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘁𝗮𝗸𝗲 𝗺𝘆 𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗱𝗿𝗮𝗴 𝗺𝗲 𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗱 𝗳𝗶𝗿𝘀𝘁, 𝗳𝗲𝗮𝗿𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀 ❞ two best friends who never knew what was in store for them. - jake peralta...

Jake and Amy Peralta have been married for 18 months. It had been the best 18 months of their lives. They were more in love than ever before. They finally thought they w...

as much as anyone, i LOVE snl. hmu with requests and ily all <3 requests: open

IN WHICH JAKE HATES HER BECAUSE SHE MAKES HIS HEART BEAT FASTER THAN USUAL

What does it feel like to fall in love? Is Bill going to be the first person I fall in love with? Read to find out.

The were each other's true loves, They were thrown together, They were each other's destiny.

─ ❝ ɪ ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴅʀᴇss ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀ ɢʀᴀɴᴅᴘᴀ﹗ ❞ (male!oc x jake peralta) (brooklyn nine nine fic) (plot by -RENEERAPPS)

A random xreader story about our dear boy Conner4real, a.k.a. Andy Samberg in Popstar: Never Stop, Never Stopping. This story takes place almost a year after the reunion...