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"I can't believe you having kids bro" Vante said
"Me neither" I said taking a pull from my blunt.
All in all, I'm happy as hell that my girl having my kids.
I never thought that sum like this would happen so fast. It's all ah blessing tho.
"You ready?" He asked pulling me from my thoughts
"To be honest, I'm not"
"Well yo ass got 8 months"
"Well of course yo ass would know wih allem kids you got" I said shaking my head.
Brodie be releasing in all types of bitches...ah damn shame
"Aye, dem kids ain mine"
"How you know?"
"Cause they faked the dna test"
"Naw nigga yo pull out game just weak" I said laughing
Zeke came in my house breathin bout hard as hell
"Wha wrong witchu nigga?"
"I was being chased" he said wiping sweat off him
"By who?" I asked
"Herpes" Me and Vante looked at each other and started to laugh
"It ain't even funny" he said straight facing us
"Last time it was aids. What happened na cuh?" I asked
"So I was walking to the sto and this old bitch I used to fuck came up to me. She gettin all seductive and shit. Whole time bitch smelled like Fritos and Lays. She gon tell me she could give head better now. So I ran out the store and this hoe started to chase me"
"Hollon...you talm bout Shareefa?" Vante asked
"Yeah"
"She do got herpes mane" he said shaking his head.
These hoes wildin out fashoo.
"Nigga, you nee to get tested" I said
"You right, you right"
I shook my head
"I think she said some bout AIDS too" he said while leaving
Oh hell naw
I got up and started disinfecting my whole house
I got like 22 cans of lysol under my kitchen sink
House stay clean at all times
After cleaning, I sat back down
"I told her bro". Vante gave me a look of confusion
