If:
- Hogwarts had phones and insanely good wifi
- Remus & Sirius had a daughter in the year above Harry
- Fred, Lee, George and said daughter were in a chaotic band
this is what would happen.
FRED WEASLEY X OC TEXTING AU
*loosely based on my dr* (i...
@zoelupin CREATED A NEW GROUP NAMED THE BAND ADDED @fred.w ADDED@georgew ADDED @LEE.J
@zoelupin See that wasn't so hard It's not rocket science goddamn
@LEE.J Alright alright Chill man I got confused
RENAMED @LEE.J TO BASS BISH 🪕 RENAMED @georgew TO LIL DRUMMER BOY 🥁 RENAMED @fred.w TO I pLaY gUiTaR🎸
I pLaY gUiTaR🎸 What the actual fuck
LIL DRUMMER BOY 🥁 PAHAHHA FREDS NAME
@zoelupin I'm just that incredible
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I pLaY gUiTaR🎸 Alright alright Two can play at that game
@fred.w RENAMED @zoelupin TO BUDGET BEYONCE🎤
BUDGET BEYONCE🎤 PHAHAHAH I LOVE IT
I pLaY gUiTaR🎸 Wtf Ur not supposed to!!!
LIL DRUMMER BOY 🥁 Oop freddies getting angyyy angryyyy*
BASS BISH 🪕 Wait why do i have a banjo 😭
BUDGET BEYONCE🎤 There's not a bass- Wait
RENAMED BASS BISH 🪕 TO BASS BISH 🐟
BASS BISH 🐟 LMAOOO
LIL DRUMMER BOY 🥁 I don't get it
I pLaY gUiTaR🎸 Sea bass mate
LIL DRUMMER BOY 🥁 OH
BUDGET BEYONCE🎤 Anyway Lee has news
LIL DRUMMER BOY 🥁 Dude we already know ur gay...
BASS BISH 🐟 Stfu I have just been asked if we can play for a party in two weeks
I pLaY gUiTaR🎸 And what did u say?
LIL DRUMMER BOY 🥁 Who's it for?
BASS BISH 🐟 The hufflepuffs I said id ask u lot and get back to them
I pLaY gUiTaR🎸 I mean i'm down
LIL DRUMMER BOY 🥁 Yeah me too Zo?
BUDGET BEYONCE🎤 HEY FREDS THE ONLY ONE WHOS ALLOWED TO ZO ME Lee and I are both down, he's just doing work He said that he'll tell them the verdict later
I pLaY gUiTaR🎸 TOO RIGHT Lets just hope he passes quick enough to not have to stay an extra year
BUDGET BEYONCE🎤 Its not his fault he got dropped down a year Snape's an ass
I pLaY gUiTaR🎸 I didnt mean it in that way
LIL DRUMMER BOY 🥁 We should probably figure out some sort of plan then
BUDGET BEYONCE🎤 U two off timetable today?
LIL DRUMMER BOY 🥁 Uh huh No lessons today Just 'study' periods
BUDGET BEYONCE🎤 I'll just come back to ur room with Lee after transfig then?
I pLaY gUiTaR🎸 Sure sure
LIL DRUMMER BOY 🥁 How long until the lessons over?
BUDGET BEYONCE🎤 20 That enough time to clean or should i take a detour?
I pLaY gUiTaR🎸 Detour pls Bring food?
BUDGET BEYONCE🎤 Dobby's brownies>
I pLaY gUiTaR🎸 HELL YES Seen! 12:35
THE LUPINS
@remuslupin:), @siriusblack, @zoelupin
DAD 📚 did you get to school okay?
FAVOURITE CHILD yup yup still can't believe dumblewhore let me have the weekend back home
DAD 🏍 ZOE language
FAVOURITE CHILD dad you literally called him that seconds before I left
DAD 📚 i mean at least she's not lying?
DAD 🏍 smh
FAVOURITE CHILD pls don't try and use text language its embarrassing
DAD 🏍 lol lmao brb sya onw af smh Ly tbh Tbf
DAD 📚 i have no idea what half of these mean
FAVOURITE CHILD Where are you even getting these from
