-ZOE'S PHONE-
THE BAND
@fred.w, @georgew, @LEE.J
BUDGET BEYONCE 🎤
schools so fookin boring without u guys
LIL DRUMMER BOY 🥁
awh
BASS BITCH 🐟
sucks to be u xxx
BUDGET BEYONCE 🎤
LEE U LITTLE BITCH
GEORGE SMACK HIM FOR ME
LIL DRUMMER BOY 🥁
ok!!!
BUDGET BEYONCE 🎤
i was walking to Gryffindor to help gin with guitar practice
and saw first years coming out of ur room
i almost cried
BASS BITCH 🐟
DON'T TELL ME THAT
ILL CRY
LIL DRUMMER BOY 🥁
how the fuck are you going to help gin with the guitar
u cant play it
BUDGET BEYONCE 🎤
bitch
i have musical knowledge
ik how to read the sheet music
BASS BITCH 🐟
damn sure
BUDGET BEYONCE 🎤
ALSO
LOOK AT THIS PICTURE I FOUND
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BASS BITCH 🐟
LAFH;AIOGHLAB;FV
LIL DRUMMER BOY 🥁
PLS POST THAT TO UR INSTAGRAM
PLS
PLS
I pLaY gUiTaR 🎸
OMG
NO
ABSOLUTELY NOT
BUDGET BEYONCE 🎤
dw i wont
LIL DRUMMER BOY 🥁
DOESNT STOP ME
@georgew HAS SCREENSHOTTED THE CHAT!
I pLaY gUiTaR 🎸
NO GEORGE
NO GEORGE
ILL TELL
I TELL WHAT U DID IN THE BATHROOM
ILL DO IT
LIL DRUMMER BOY 🥁
FUCK YOU
ASSHOLE
BASS BITCH 🐟
uh oh
fights have broken out again
BUDGET BEYONCE 🎤
AGAIN???
AND I'M NOT THERE
FACETIME ME LEE
INCOMING VIDEOCHAT FROM @LEE.J!
"Hi!"
"Bitch turn the camera around!"
"Damn. Jesus. Never felt so loved."
"Lee!"
Zoe watched and grinned at the fight in front of her, laughing under her breath the entire time.
After it was over, George coming out victorious for once, the three of them all crowded around Lee's phone.
"Where the fuck are you?" Lee asked, squinting at the screen to try and see a recognisable aspect of the room.
She whispered into her headphones microphone, "Lesson, we have a sub."
"Zoe!!!"
"What George?? Don't be hypocritical now."
"Where's Snape?"
"No idea, definitely hasn't contracted some sort of spots from a Weasley product."
"Was it you?"
"No, totally not."
"I think Fred just passed out."
"I am SO going to marry her!" Fred yelled somewhere in the distance, voice coming out almost like a whisper in Zoe's ear. "Shit, did she hear that?"
As George and Lee both looked back to the phone, Zoe quickly shook her head with wide eyes.
"No, you're good!" Lee grinned.
YOU ARE READING
Acoustics - F. WEASLEY TEXT AU
FanfictionIf: - Hogwarts had phones and insanely good wifi - Remus & Sirius had a daughter in the year above Harry - Fred, Lee, George and said daughter were in a chaotic band this is what would happen. FRED WEASLEY X OC TEXTING AU *loosely based on my dr* (i...
