U.A. Staff + others
Aizu: Lesbihonest
GoodFood: What-
DadMic: Let's be honest
GoodFood: Oh
SharpShooter: How did you know that?
DadMic: I'm gay and cultured
MomNight: As you should
Aizu: As you should
BroccoliBrother: As you should
BIRBY: As you should
Vlampire: As you should not
Vlampire: The number of times I've walked past
Vlampire: Aizawa's classroom and heard
Vlampire: some questionable shit is unmentionable
Vlampire: and makes me want to pray more
Vlampire: than I already doDadMic: Cope
MomNight: Seethe
BIRBY: Sounds like a personal problem
Aizu: Sounds like a skill issue
Vlampire: Well damn-
Aizu: Language
Vlampire: ...
Vlampire: HushDadzawa: What are you going to do?
Dadzawa: Pray the gay awayAizu: Well shit
Aizu: Now you sound like my irl family(Or someone in your life idk-)
(Pray the gay away just sticks in my head)
(So I wanted to use it)DadMic: They're homophobic?
Aizu: :)
BobTheBuilder: Oh boy
Aizu: I will beat love and acceptance
Aizu: Into their heads
Aizu: With a brick
Aizu: GentlyDadzawa: ...
Dadzawa: Don't get caught childAizu: Of course
Vlampire: I'm not touching that
SharpShooter: Me either
SharpShooter: Terror, what were you going to say earlier?Aizu: Oh yeah
Aizu: Lesbihonest here
Aizu: If anime worlds are actually real
Aizu: then the shitty people in my world
Aizu: are just the cranky throw away extras
Aizu: reborn and pissed they didn't get more
Aizu: screen time, so now they're just assholesBroccoliBrother: Seriously?
Aizu: Are you going to look at me and tell me that I'm wrong?
BroccoliBrother: Nope
Aizu: Precisely
RatGod: And how did you come across
RatGod: that conclusion, Mouse?Aizu: I saw a Karen making a huge scene
Aizu: and it seemed rude to demons to say
Aizu: that she crawled out of hell
Aizu: So, I came up with that nextRatGod: Understandable
Therapist: What did I say about making correlations like that?
Aizu: Not to
Therapist: And what did you do?
Aizu: Did it anyways
Therapist: Are you trying to have another existential crisis?
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UA Staff chat vs tired college student
FanfictionIn which the reader from our universe gets added to the UA staff chat For reasons the humor will be the same in both dimensions Dark Humor- Read at your own risk Published: February 11, 2022 I DON'T OWN MHA-