Substitute and White Moonlight Ditto Divorce Variety Show [MTL]

Ch 32

Chapter 32

"What to call it is not something you worry about." Jiang Yu with a livid face grabbed Qiao Dai's hand and walked to the other side.

Qiao Dai in front actually thinks that he is more annoying than Jiang Yushen, maybe it is because she can't talk nonsense during the day, otherwise it is easy to run into ghosts.

"Jiang Yushen, what are you doing?" She looked at the man who dragged her away without saying a word, she really wanted to trample on his shoes.

Does he know how to write the word sense of distance?

"Miss Qiao would rather go to the playground with other men than with me." Jiang Yu, who stopped and held her wrist tightly, bit the last sentence deeply, and actually gave Qiao Dai a sense of grievance.

Qiao Dai: Please speak human language, and why are you wronged.

Qiao Dai remembered the headband she was still wearing on her head, and when she reached out to take it off, she suddenly felt a scorching gaze on herself.

"You wear it so cute." Jiang Yu, who coughed lightly, turned away his face with deep red ears, and lowered his voice, "Can you wear it for me when I go home?" 

【Can you wear it for me when I go home ? What kind of tiger-wolf word is this! ]

[I always thought that Mr. Jiang was always an upright gentleman, who knew, who knew, tsk tsk tsk. ]

[Look, what I saw with a microscope! President Jiang's red ears! ]

[Rabbit headband, bunny girl, suck. ]

[Not to mention, elder sister Qiao has a good figure and looks beautiful, if she really changes into a bunny girl. ]

[I flew over with a spiral ascending leg, knelt down on one knee, took out a rose in my mouth and shouted: Sister, are you getting married. ]

Qiao Dai, who couldn't understand what dirty things he was thinking, glared at him, flung her hands and broke free from his restraints, and ground her molars: "Jiang Yushen, please show some face!" 

Shaking the system after a long time cheering with the flower ball: [The host is doing a great job, chasing his wife should be as shameless as you! ]

System: [host, come on, host, come on! 】

Jiang Yu deeply rubbed his sore and swollen temples, his jaw line tightened: 【Shut up. 】

Outside the cinema, Qiao Dai and Lin Xingyao, who had run away from others, were facing a dazzling array of movies, but they were worried about the movie with only one theme.

Looking at Qiao Dai from the left, she couldn't help shaking her head: "Why are there only romance movies, not even cartoons? Is it because I don't deserve cartoons?" 

"Maybe it's because Valentine's Day is approaching. " With the politeness of a gentleman, "Sister Qiao, you choose, I trust your taste and vision." 

"How many times have I told you, don't call me Sister Qiao." Why can't he understand people's words.

Qiao Dai was just about to choose a film that looked more normal, when a black shadow shrouded her vision from behind, it was so cold that the soles of her feet were chilling.

"I'm sorry, she doesn't want to watch a movie today." Jiang Yushen, who didn't know when he appeared, directly bought the theater with his wealth.

Gu Yanqi greeted embarrassingly: "What a coincidence, are you guys going to watch the movie too?" 

"Jiang Yushen, why are you haunted." Qiao Dai knew that he was a little strange recently, who knew it would be so strange.

"If you want to watch a movie, we'll watch it next time when we go home."

As soon as he thought of her watching love computers with other men, Jiang Yushen's heart felt like a needle prick, and he knew that his behavior today was a bit abnormal.

"I don't want to go home and watch it, I want to watch it right now."

"You just want to watch romance movies with other men that much." Jiang Yushen grabbed her arm, with a dangerous taste reflected in his pupils.

"Yes, that's right, anyway, as long as it's not with you, anyone can look at me." Qiao Dai's face was sullen, and veins appeared on the back of her clenched fist.

"Jiang Yushen, don't go too far!"

Qiao Dai's skin was already fair, but she had a flirtatious thin skin and soft flesh. She would get red and swollen when she bumped and bumped her if she didn't pay attention. The wrist he held also left a circle of green and red fingerprints.

"How about, let's not watch the movie for now, let's go to the haunted house." Gu Yanqi, who had been the background board for a long time, swallowed, and then lowered her sense of existence again.

Recording a program with my boss is already very broken, and I still have to spend a day with my boss as a couple.

If someone interviews her about her current mood: Thank you, the person is dead, don't cue.

After the movie theater was booked out, Lin Xingyao also expressed that he had no objection to this proposal.

Ask the staff who follow the film what they think: don't dare to move.

I didn't expect to run into Song Qingzhi and Wang Lihui outside the haunted house. The two were talking and laughing, which was completely different from their embarrassing and dull atmosphere.

"Ah Shen, I knew you would definitely come to the haunted house. Fortunately, I was waiting for you here in advance." Song Qingzhi, who let go of Wang Lihui's arm, came flying like a cheerful little butterfly, which shocked Qiao Dai with goosebumps all over her body.

When Song Qingzhi was about to fly over to hug Jiang Yushen, Jiang Yushen moved to the side, causing her to miss.

"Ah Shen."

Their every move happened to fall into Qiao Dai's eyes, and she couldn't help but think of Jiang Yushen's recent abnormalities one after another, as well as the hand that clenched the chopsticks at the dinner table some time ago.

Before going in, they learned from the leaflet that there are three haunted houses. As long as the dodgers are not caught and they complete the journey, they will pass the level successfully.

As soon as a few people entered, they were shivered by the oncoming cold air.

After they entered, one of the staff members called the assistant director Sun Mao: "Boss, they have already entered, and the manpower you want has been arranged."

Sun Mao, whose phone rang in his pocket, immediately found a reason to leave, Aiming at the haunted house not far away, he smiled thickly and coldly: "Okay, remember to keep it secret, and your benefits will be indispensable at that time." "

Brother Haole, don't worry about what we do, we guarantee that we will do it to your satisfaction."

After the call was over, Sun Mao immediately called several notorious paparazzi in the circle, asking them to come over as soon as possible.

He didn't believe that Qiao Dai could turn over this time!

Just entered the haunted house.

Forgot about online public opinion, Song Qingzhi, who was warned by the elevator, immediately leaned into Jiang Yushen's arms, with a delicate and weak voice: "Ah Shen, you must protect me later, you know, I have always been most afraid of these things "

Jiang Yu looked deeply at Song Qingzhi, who posted it again without knowing his life and death, and felt that she really couldn't understand human words, or that the warning he gave was not enough, so he gave her the opportunity to wishful thinking.

His movements changed from avoiding to subconsciously wrapping his arms around her shoulders.

"Ah Shen is so kind, I knew Ah Shen would not leave me alone." Song Qingzhi was delighted to see that Jiang Yushen didn't push her away.

She knew that Ah Shen liked her, but there was a villain who made troubles to destroy their relationship before, and the statement saying that they would cancel all cooperation with her was also sent without telling him.

At this time, someone's mobile phone rang out of season, ethereal, weird, as if from hell.

[Ghost, is it a ghost...]

[When the music started, the good guy almost sent me away. ]

[Taishang Laojun is in a hurry like a law, the demons and ghosts leave quickly! 】

Everyone's breath was in their throats, and when they were tracking the corner where the sound came from, a staff member awkwardly turned off his phone and put it back in his pocket.

"I'm sorry, I forgot to turn off my phone."

After a while, Qiao Dai, who was scared, patted her chest, and subconsciously approached the person she was familiar with, scaring her to death.

Jiang Yu looked deeply at the little thing that was 800 meters away from him, and now it was quietly pasting him. Instead of breaking it, he tried to find an opportunity to hold her hand.

Pushing open the gate covered with mottled red paint, there is only a "squeak" sound, and it moves slowly like an iron chain hooking the gate.

In the dimly lit room, three red candles with carved beams and painted pillars were suddenly lit, and in the dappled light, a mannequin with strange shapes was illuminated.

Their expressions are not ferocious, laughing, cursing, pain, joy.

In some cases, the corners of the lips were slightly raised, the upper and lower lips were tightly closed without revealing any gaps, and the facial muscles were relaxed, as if they had been practiced in advance, showing the graceful smiles of Miss Yingbin.

[Everyone read to me quickly: prosperity, democracy, civilization, harmony, freedom, equality, justice, rule of law, patriotism! ]

[Click open unintentionally, the bad luck is gone! 】

【Mannequins are not scary, but seeing a lot of them at night, in an art gallery, is scary, okay? 】

【I was so scared that I dropped the French fries in my hand. When I was about to pick them up, I suddenly met the smiling face printed on the French fries. ]

[upstairs! What horror stories are you telling! 】

From the moment the door was pushed open, Qiao Dai, who was so frightened that she held her breath, did not dare to look around, and her limbs were as stiff as her hands and feet.

Because she has a secret, that is, she is afraid of ghosts.

Although she is a materialist who grew up under the five-star red flag, she is still afraid of QAQ.

Seeing that they were gradually walking away, Qiao Dai, who was still standing still, was hesitating whether to close her eyes or turn her head and run out, a generous and warm hand grasped her wrist.

"Close your eyes, hold my hand, and I will take you away." The man's low, magnetic and secure voice comforted her like a huge sponge pillow.

Qiao Dai really wanted to shake off his hand, saying that she didn't need it, but the fear of ghosts was too strong, even knowing that they were fake and did not exist in the three-dimensional latitude, she was still afraid.

Just like some people are afraid of bananas and others are afraid of strawberries, there is no reason.

"Let's go, hold my hand." Jiang Yushen didn't allow her to refuse, and his slightly hot fingers clasped tightly with hers.

They had to find the exit door before they could leave, and the door had already been closed when they came.

In addition to the mannequins of different shapes in the huge art gallery, the scariest thing is the staff disguised as statues hidden inside.

"Hee hee hee, you guys are here to play with me."

"Brother, I'll treat you to candy."

"What are you doing here? Get out! Get out!" Old, young, or hoarse The sound of the painting keeps echoing in the art gallery, occasionally accompanied by the brush slicing across the paper, and it is also like the horror of a blunt knife cutting through the papyrus.

Even knowing that everything is false, there is still a chill in the soles of the feet, and the breathing becomes heavier.

[My scalp is numb just hearing the sound, but I just want to watch it. ]

[This haunted house fan said he was raped! I'm going to play it when I'm free this weekend! ]

[Because I was too scared, I dragged my roommate to watch it together, and now the two of us are scared together. ]

[The world is another me, now the two are shivering in fright on the bed. ]

Qiao Dai, who didn't dare to open her eyes, was so frightened that her hairs stood on end just hearing the sound, and the hand that was being held also went from resisting at the beginning to now only holding a life-saving straw.

She could feel that her cool palm became moist and warm.

What she didn't know was that because of her fear, most of her body was about to hang on the man.

One didn't say it, the other didn't discover it, which happened to be cheap for the audience with God's perspective.

Hairtail CP fans have expressed that they have hit it!

"Ah! I saw that sculpture move!" Ever since stepping into the haunted house, Song Qingzhi racked her brains on how to fall into Jiang Yu's arms so as to create a romantic atmosphere. When she raised her head, she suddenly met a pair of rolling eyes.

Seeing that he was discovered, the little guy didn't keep hiding, and even blinked his eyes playfully: "Hey, big sister, can you see me?" "I'm so lonely and boring here, can my big sister stay with me?" Alright." The sculpture, which only had movable eyeballs, suddenly stood up and walked towards Song Qingzhi with a parted smile.

"Ah! Get out!" Song Qingzhi wanted to run, but stopped abruptly when she thought of her manager and her plan.

Such a good opportunity, she can't miss it, she must ruin Qiao Dai's reputation, and let her know what will happen if she overreaches and grabs her own things.

The door was closed when I came, and if I want to go out, I can only find the exit in the art gallery.

"What happened?" Qiao Dai, whose ears were moving, was a little curious, and she also approached him.

"It's nothing, it's just a big cockroach flying by, don't look at it." Jiang Yu looked sideways at the small hand that was held in his palm, and squeezed it when she was not paying attention.

[Song Qingzhi:? My god damn big cockroach? 】

【Big cockroach: Remember to settle my appearance fee. ]

[Speaking of cockroaches, the cockroaches in the south are really big and can fly! ]

[Yes, yes, yes, we southerners ride cockroaches when we go to school. ]

At this time, the few lanterns in the art gallery that were only on for illumination were suddenly blown out, and the air-conditioning was so strong that even the exhaled breath condensed into white mist.

In the art gallery, which was originally so silent that there was only the sound of breathing, there was the sound of uniform footsteps running towards them.

Several people looked at each other, turned on the flashlights issued by the staff before entering, and ran out.

"Scatter to find the exit."

"Be careful, don't get caught by ghosts."

The moment the candle was blown out, Song Qingzhi immediately grabbed Jiang Yushen's hand and ran forward.

In the vast darkness, not to mention avoiding the ghosts ambushing around, it is difficult to even find the exit, let alone grabbing the wrong hand.

As the footsteps disappeared, the throbbing throbbing in the chest was like summer thunder.

"You, can you let me go first."

"Is it hurting you, I'm sorry." "

It's not that it hurts me, but I also want to help a little." "

How can I describe it as helping, we should work together "

On the other side, Song Qingzhi, who thought Jiang Yushen was the one who had caught him, saw that the man walking with him was actually Lin Xingyao, and immediately threw away with an ugly expression.

"Why is it you!"

Lin Xingyao waved his hand innocently: "I'm still wondering why my sister suddenly dragged me and ran away. It turned out that she recognized the wrong person." Use the reason that you went to the wrong room before, and say you pulled the wrong person."

Speaking of the accident two years ago, Song Qingzhi flashed a flash of panic and lowered her voice: "How many times have I said that it was just an accident.

" It's not that you suddenly changed the house, I'm already the wife of the Jiang Group." It's not the poor man who fled to seek refuge abroad in desperation during the height of fame!

Everything is given by the people in front of me!

"Why does my sister look at me like an enemy? Is there something wrong with me?" Lin Xingyao smiled brightly and harmlessly.

"Still, my sister hopes that the headline about a well-known actress accidentally breaking into a strange man's boudoir at the celebration banquet will become a laughing point for everyone after dinner."

Song Qingzhi's pupils widened and ruthlessness flashed when he heard the mention of the past, and she pointed her finger pointing at him: "Lin Xingyao! Are you crazy?"

"I haven't seen enough dramas yet, how can I give up." Lin Xingyao pinched her chin with two fingers, and his pupils approached.

"I helped my sister back then, so my sister has to help me too."

Hearing this, Song Qingzhi suddenly had a bad feeling and stepped back: "What do you want to do?" "What don't you want to do ?" , It's just that I think Teacher Qiao is very appetizing to me." He likes everything from the Jiang family, especially the woman Jiang Yushen has a crush on.

Whether it is Song Qingzhi or Qiao Dai, if you want to blame them, you can blame them for their bad luck and Jiang Yushen's fancy.

When Song Qingzhi heard that name, Qingzhi's face instantly became distorted.

Qiao Dai, Qiao Dai, Qiao Dai again!

What's so good about a woman like her who has nothing but a pretty face! It's worth being mesmerized man after man.

That is to say, men only look superficially at appearances. When Qiao Dai's face is ruined, I don't think you will still like her!

Use a flashlight to illuminate a corner of the museum in a small area.

"Jiang Yushen, have you noticed that this mural looks a little different from the previous ones?" Qiao Dai pointed to the most obvious eyes of the thousand-eyed Buddha statue.

One is vertical, the second is horizontal, and the third is chestnut, and the ends are all different.

"The tone of the whole painting is completely different from the previous ones." Jiang Yushen, who also noticed it, stretched out his hand to touch the mural, and then felt the wetness of his hand, as if it had just been painted, and the smell was still a bit pungent .

Like, turnips.

【ah? What's going on, isn't it an ordinary haunted house? Why are you still brainstorming. 】

[President Jiang doesn't speak, is there something wrong with that painting? ]

[It should be, I didn't find the murals to be slightly different from a god's perspective, I feel very frustrated. ]

[Normal, if you can see it, I still find it strange. ]

[No, you guys, look...]

In the corner illuminated by only a flashlight, a gleaming white bone suddenly flashed out of the darkness.

Qiao Dai saw that he hadn't made a sound for a long time, and there was another hand on his shoulder frequently behind him, and she said impatiently: "What are you doing, there is no end." Qiao Dai's roar made even the NPC who wanted to continue to harass him a little confused. Why didn't the guests play cards according to the routine?

"What's the matter."

"Not yet..." In the middle of speaking, Qiao Dai suddenly raised her head and met her eyes with a skull, "Gudu" swallowed with difficulty.

"There are ghosts! There are ghosts in Jiang Yushen!"

"Okay, okay, the ghost has gone, it's okay." Jiang Yushen looked at it funny and threw himself into his arms in fear, with her hands and feet hanging like koalas.

He said ruthlessly to the NPC: "If you don't leave, I will ask your boss to deduct your wages."

When the NPC heard that the money would be deducted, it faced the big boss's face and ran faster than anyone else, for fear that it would be deducted if it was too late .

[President Ba's tone: If you don't leave, I'll deduct your salary. ]

[True, money can turn ghosts around. ]

[No, I was ready to be scared, but the NPC ran away! It's too unprofessional, where is your boss, I want to complain to your boss! ]

[His boss's boss is standing in front of him, why don't you complain to his boss in person. 】

Reluctance to let go of the human Jiang Yushen let go of the protruding ball on the side of the door, pressed down hard, and a door slowly opened.

"Boss Jiang, you're still the best. We've been looking for it for so long and we're still at a loss." Other guests who were still hiding from ghosts rushed over one after another, and praised without hesitation.

"It's not me who is amazing, it's the careful Teacher Qiao who noticed the difference in the murals." Jiang Yushen put his hands on Qiao Dai's shoulders and pushed her out, "If you want to praise, you still have to praise Teacher Qiao." 

"I'm just telling you Tthat's all, finding the switch is entirely up to you." Qiao Dai didn't know what medicine he was selling in the gourd.

"Compared with others praising me, I prefer to hear them praise you."

Qiao Dai rubbed the tips of her hot ears: "Jiang Yushen, you were not so glib before." "

I can understand that, Are you praising me?"

Qiao Dai didn't bother to pay attention to his narcissism, Jiang Yu pressed her ear deeply, and asked: "Second level, do you want to continue to clear the level, or end it early." "Everything must have a beginning and an end, I choose to continue the challenge." After Qiao Dai finished speaking, she asked cautiously, "The next two levels will not be very scary, right?"

 "No."

Jiang Yushen's overly determined tone made them follow suit I was stunned for a moment.

[Lonely men and widows go to a haunted house together, and one party will definitely get into the other's arms for comfort in fright. ]

[The two looked at each other affectionately, looking at each other for thousands of years. ]

[Baby, you are the only treasure in my heart. 】

【My heart, you are my heart. ]

[Help, you guys are so oily. 】

【I'm fat, I'm not fat. ]

She has already refused, and Jiang Yushen will not ask again, because he understands her character, and he is a master who will not turn back easily once he is determined.

That's why I divorced him, so simply.

Song Qingzhi, who was walking behind, watched the interaction between the two of them, feeling so jealous that she was going crazy!

But she won't be rampant for long.

When she walked out of the gate of the art museum, Gu Yanqi couldn't help but glance back: "Where did Teacher Qiao go?"

[Gu Yanqi didn't say anything, and I didn't realize that Qiao Dai was gone. 】

[Wait, then it's impossible for a living person to suddenly disappear under your nose, it shouldn't be, there really is a ghost inside! 】

【Bah, bah, bah, what scary jokes are you talking about in broad daylight, maybe you came out later. 】

Jiang Yushen, who returned to the haunted house, ordered the staff: "Turn on all the lights."

A group of ghosts who were taking out their lunch boxes and preparing to eat were startled when they saw the sudden intruders. No, neither is eating.

And politely handed over a copy: "Would you like to have one too?"

[Hahahahahaha, a bunch of down-to-earth ghosts have learned to eat box lunches. ]

[Hahaha, I was quite scared before, but I'm not afraid now. 】

【We are good ghosts, you can't fight ghosts! 】

Jiang Yushen ignored their boxed lunches, his eyes were cold: "Did you see a woman with curly hair wearing a red knitted skirt and coat." "Didn't she go through customs with you?"