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"Get on the goddamn phone, Mr Fanceh

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"Get on the goddamn phone, Mr Fanceh."

"You're nice."

"I'm sorry. I'm bored. I have no friends."

"Well, obviously. You're so rude." 

"Offended!"

"Just kidding."

"Anyway, how may Teen Helpline better your day and work you towards into being a happier and livelier teen?!"

"Really? Honestly?"

"What? I have to sound like I'm doing my job! My boss was listening."

"..."

"Now she's gone! How's your book doing?"

"I'm not writing a book."

"Yes. You are. You told me a few phone calls ago."

"No, I didn't."

"Yes, you did."

"I said I write. Not writing a book, you pathological liar."

"Mean."

"Whatever."

"And I have no friends? Yeah, like, your social life is anybody."

"I have friends!"

"Right...and what are their names?"

"...Mr Snuffles, the Golden Retriever."

"Exactly."

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