"Get on the goddamn phone, Mr Fanceh."
"You're nice."
"I'm sorry. I'm bored. I have no friends."
"Well, obviously. You're so rude."
"Offended!"
"Just kidding."
"Anyway, how may Teen Helpline better your day and work you towards into being a happier and livelier teen?!"
"Really? Honestly?"
"What? I have to sound like I'm doing my job! My boss was listening."
"..."
"Now she's gone! How's your book doing?"
"I'm not writing a book."
"Yes. You are. You told me a few phone calls ago."
"No, I didn't."
"Yes, you did."
"I said I write. Not writing a book, you pathological liar."
"Mean."
"Whatever."
"And I have no friends? Yeah, like, your social life is anybody."
"I have friends!"
"Right...and what are their names?"
"...Mr Snuffles, the Golden Retriever."
"Exactly."
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