[0] Introduction

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Prepared to be shookity shook shook with the shookiest shook in the whole shooking world. I may be a teenager but I act like a wannabe cool mom.

Hi! If you're new here, my username is swimminginsnow but you can call me Cindy. I'm stuck in an awkward stage in life and I'm already naming my imaginary cats to prepare for the near future as the world's most famous cat lady. Their names are Fido, Gregory, Nutsack, Chicken Pox, and Fak Dis Shet. The last cat is foreign so it needs an equally exotic name for its exotic ethnicity.

As for my other books, if you read them (which you probably don't but you should go check them out anyway) they will be updated when I feel like it. Which may be every day or never. And my sporadic updating also applies to this book.

This written work is a potpourri of my strange thoughts, which can range from thought provoking and life changing to uselessly pathetic.

Have fun reading this!

:D

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