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NOTAMOUSE
taken 1.27 seconds before the turkey went crashing to the ground and was immediately destroyed by banjo
247.3K LIKES 5.6K COMMENTS

username1 plummeted to the ground like my hopes and dreams

username2 that's it Christmas is ruined

chrisevans ah I understand why you have the bub now

robertdowneyjr the what now chrisevans

chrisevans back up bird robertdowneyjr

robertdowneyjr shouldn't have asked

username3 she looks so proud of herself 😩

imsebastianstan and here we have the festive fuck up pictured in her natural environment

notamouse please !! get into the Christmas swing of things !! && throw yourself into a holly bush !! imsebastianstan

username4 the best of friends

cocalola that's what you get for posing with it, dummy

notamouse fuck off just last week you set your bread on fire in the process of making grilled cheese notamouse

cocalola I just wanted it to be crisp notamouse

notamouse there's a difference between crisp and cremated cocalola

cocalola yes, one is what my grilled cheese was & the other is what you'll be by new year notamouse

elizabetholsenofficial hey we talked abt this Christmas is a time for forgiveness cocalola

cocalola in that case Chris can forgive me for murdering his grillfriend next Christmas elizabetholsenofficial

notamouse you said GRILLfriend!!! what a hoot & a half!! cocalola

cocalola give me death

tomholland2013 lmao were you in the process of falling when the picture was taken ?? this is gold!!

tobyclayton I had to make a choice between saving the turkey and taking the picture and I don't regret a thing tomholland2013

notamouse blocked & reported tobyclayton

notaninstrument it was delish!

username5 why does banjo seriously have his own account notamouse

notamouse idk he made it not me username5

username6 I don't understand a single thing this girl does

anthonymackie I'm pretty sure she doesn't either so it's okay username6

username7 Minnie's gonna crash to hard when Christmas is over, all that festive spirit and then the clock strikes midnight, whoosh! Gone

notamouse worth it tho username7

username8 this is art