Messin' With My Head (Lauren/You)

One

Unknown: Y/n?

Capt.Y/n: Uhhh who is this?

Unknown: Yep, y/n.

Capt.Y/n: I ask again, dear stranger, who are you?

Capt.Y/n: Idk why I even bothered replying to you in the first place.

Capt.Y/n: Oh right, I'm bored as hell. That's why.

Unknown: You... deleted my number, it seems.

Unknown: I should have expected that you would.

Capt.Y/n: I will ask for the third and FINAL time. Who the duck are you?

Capt.Y/n: FUCK THE DUCK

Capt.Y/n: FUCK I GIVE UP

Unknown: lmao 😂 you still can't type right.

Capt.Y/n: Its autocorrects fault, stranger.

Unknown: I know, panda 🐼

Capt.Y/n: .....

Capt.Y/n: There is only one person who has ever called me that....

Unknown: Surprise?

Capt.Y/n: Why? How did you get my number?!

Lola: Hehe I have my ways, my sweet little panda

Capt.Y/n: Don't.

Capt.Y/n: You lost the right to call me that when you fucking cheated on me, you bitch! Four. Fucking. TIMES

Capt.Y/n: Why don't you go back to that English Mcmuffin?? Or the monkey? Or that other guyyy? I forget his damn name.  Huh??!

Lola: Look, I'm sorry for doing that. Okay? I was in a real bad place back then.

Capt.Y/n: And that caused you to go out multiple times and cheat?

Capt.Y/n: That's why I came home multiple times to find another man or woman's clothing threw out in OUR home?

Capt.Y/n: The first time, I forgave you.

Capt.Y/n: THE SECOND TIME, YOU BEGGED ME NOT TO LEAVE AND SAID YOU WOULD NEVER DO IT AGAIN

Capt.Y/n: And you know what you did? You did it a-fucking-gain you bitch!

Lola: I know that saying sorry isn't going to fix anything, but please. Can we atleast try to talk like normal hooman beans?

Capt.Y/n: Let me think about that...

Capt.Y/n: Fuck. No. Goodbye!

Capt.Y/n has blocked Lola

A/n: IDK but I wanted to make a story to stop my boredom :)

Is it good? No? Even though it just started. But still.

Thank you, if you read this. It'll suck like all else (:

Song if the day if Expectations :)