Person- (Accidental punches person #2 in the head)
Person- OMG, I'm so sorry! Are you okay?
Person #2- Yeah, I'm totally okay, it totally doesn't feel like I just got punched in the head, you know. And the bruise thats forming totally doesn't hurt.
Person- Yeesh! I was just being polite. No need to be sarcastic.
Person #2- If you don't want a sarcastic answer don't ask a stupid question.
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