Dear husband,
You were on a long distance call using the house phone and our son pulled the plug while you were still talking.... You thought it was so cute and laughed at him. He did it the second time and you got so angry at me for not stopping him, that you actually smashed the glass on my head for not using my brain. You were so fascinated that I didn't bleed.
I'm sorry that I mrssed up your call.
Love,
Wife
