Badpuns Stories

(Y/N) (L/N) is a 6-4 pilot once allied with the SRS Marauder Corps. After an "incident," he left the Militia, searching to protect the Frontier on his own term...

Eh.

louis: wow i'm so fucking gay louis: i love dick louis: you know what i love even more? harry: what louis: you! harry: lmao harry: thats embarrassing louis louis: we'r...

Join five zoo animals - Alex the lion, Marty the zebra, Melman the giraffe, Gloria the hippo, and Ayana the Leopard - who have spent their whole lives in blissful captiv...

Peter and Wade navigating life through questionable means.

Vincent Hitoshii was an assassin working for Arasaka, one of the best in fact, as even Adam Smasher himself was sometimes impressed by his work. Seven years full of bloo...

Y/n L/n has been living alone with their nightmares for a long time. What happens when a skele-ton of monsters appear in their house? Will Y/n accept them and their flaw...

Fukunaga and you had an odd relationship because of your personalities being so similar. The teacher thought you guys should work together and that's the only time you g...

New Yorkers-Alex, the self-absorbed lion; Ayana, the Idealistic leopard; Marty, the optimistic zebra; Melman, the hypochondriac giraffe, and Gloria, the curvaceous hippo...

"Is it hard being a psychic?" It's an odd question- one that admittedly catches the pink-haired boy off guard- but he doesn't hesitate to respond. "Good g...

Oneshots featuring numerous musical ships, but mostly Boyf Riends, LispUpgrade (RichJake you uneducated thot), and Tree Bros.

A story with the ninjago characters and me working at freddy fuzbears pizzaritta

"W-what do you mean, _- _ _ _ _??" She asked. "We're not safe here, sweetheart, we gotta go!" He answered. "But what about-" "He'll be...

Comfort ship,,,yes,,,

You are a very wondrous person, who is very bubbly and an extrovert but behind closed doors your actually very lazy and the only ones who knows this is your family yet t...

This will be my first billdip fanfiction and I'm not that good so please I would like it you guys reading this book could give me advice on how I'm going. Disclaimer (I...

Title speaks for itself~

Sans the skeleton x Skeleton Girl

In my group of friends, I am known for my absolutely, downright horrible jokes and puns. Therefore I am making this for a list of my horrible jokes/puns. This will also...

Basically what the title says; 'me' being a persona. 'You' are a male with short, white hair. 'Your cousin' is a girl with shoulder-length, black hair. Usually has hair...