Smartass Stories

⤷❝ 𝐘𝐎𝐔? 𝐀 𝐏𝐑𝐎 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐎? 𝐎𝐇 𝐏𝐋𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐄, 𝐘𝐎𝐔'𝐃 𝐁𝐄 𝐀 𝐁𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐅𝐀𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐍 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐎. ❞ ⤷❝ 𝐇𝐌𝐌. 𝐊𝐍𝐎𝐖 𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓? 𝐈 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐊 𝐈'𝐋𝐋 𝐁...

Nerys has never been much of a fighter but, to earn the gold needed to save her gravely ill brother, she sacrifices everything and becomes an apprentice in the Esidiem;...

I was in a cage while being chained to the metal bars around my neck. I was wearing a tore'n shirt, over sided shirt, and...no pants. That's when he came towards me with...

"You wouldn't last a day in prison," he spat at me I smirk and looked up at him, "actually I did for two years so try me asshole." ...

(Y/N) is just a very normal, nice, and caring person. She loves her family AND social media of course, but the day she met Stuart...well that was the day everything chan...

Walter O'Brien X Alice Moon (oc) Alice has an IQ of 177 she's good with computers and a human Lie Detector as well as been able to speak fluent Latin, and knows how to f...

STOPPED UPDATING Stiles went to his friend's house in the middle of the night to warned him not to leave his house and locked their windows and doors' house for his safe...

❛SOMETIMES YOU JUST NEED TO HEAR HOW MUCH YOU MEAN TO SOMEONE.❜ - @JustLifeQuotes - ‣ an original work ‣ all rights go to me so no stealing ‣ please vote, comment, and...

I saw her and knew she would be mine and I get what is mine and soon I will have her forever Eric Damon Evan is a cruel heartless mafia leader he get what he want kills...

comebacks to throw at everyday jerks.

(Y/n) had a favor to ask Senku. He reluctantly said yes, but he was going to be glad she asked him for help.

Victoria's life seems great- awesome boyfriend, amazing friends, good grades... But really, that's only on the outside. Her mother is dead. Her boyfriend cheated on her...

Victoria Crest isn't your average werewolf she has a tortured past that she is determined to keep her brother and what could be her loved ones away from. Victoria has be...

"Assassins don't make mistakes." Thera said quietly. "But I did. And for that, I must bare my sin." Settling in a little town, Thera thought she coul...

Read if you want to laugh, cry, fall off your chair, throw something, punch a wall or just plain need to see some smart ass comments, this book is for you! Welcome to G...

Sarcasm.....now served all day! Its an art. If it was a science, I'd have my PhD. Well, I wish it was available as a font!

me being an smart-ass for sum movement. 💁‍♂️

"Sweetheart, I know you have fallen in love with this" he says gesturing to his shirtless body. I blushed and looked away and said " as if" "Sw...