i can dig Elvis

Formerly known as GIVEMEYOURPOTATOLORD with a profession of being a Wattpad comment section comedian

Will I ever not have 500 stories going on all at once? Nah man, you better believe I will have at least 13 books in the making :)

Freshman not knowing what the hell she's doing who thinks she's talented when she obviously isn't

"Trying her best"

 
Oh bi bo bi~

I'll sue you I have alien lawyers
Bee movie is a better movie than twilight 

*Kisses hand a  throws hands to sky* for the aliens

Hug: Manly embrace of broness

Only indecent people hoard pop tarts

Call me short and I will find you and destroy you

Just a sensitive short piece of shit
I know all the lyrics to take on me because I really have no life what so ever

-Pulls of glasses CSI style- Hello welcome to hell, I will be your escort for today. This way please -flops on to bed- This is it you can do the rest

-Starts Rollin-

Parents: THERE SHE GOES AGAIN

School: Kyle's daily rolls

President: THERE SHE GOES


 Hello, I hope you're having a nice day *sexy wink and falls over*

DOUBLE RAINBOW THROUGH THE SKY


I like potatoes -praise-

*falls on a golden couch and poses* IM SPECIAL.

Someday I will gain control of my mouth that will be a good day
Will, I ever grasp maturity and eat it to become mature? Absolutely not

IS THERE ANYTHING BETTER THAN (enter preferred body part because I don't want to start a fight) YES A REALLY GOOD *John Cena theme* JOHN CENA

SHREK

Y'all out here with a princess phase while me a special snowflake had a Sonic phase and strongly believed, I was THE Sonic the Hedgehog