DashTheTransBoi

Hey, y'all!
          	
          	I was just making a theory.
          	
          	So if Taylor Swift made another album, I think it would be called: Cycles of Life.
          	
          	I thought it would be a good idea.

DashTheTransBoi

Iwillstandbymyship

@DashTheTransBoi and that dude really needs some help like, people can have their opinions but sometimes they just need to keep their mouths shut
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Iwillstandbymyship

@DashTheTransBoi that 14 year old ate and left nothing behind
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DashTheTransBoi

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Me when I kill a homophobic/transphobic asshole:
          
          hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
          *small gasp* hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
          *a bigger gasp* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
          *a bigger gasp* MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

DashTheTransBoi

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This happened a few days ago:
          
          My best friend: What's your preference?
          Me: Huh?
          My best friend: Like, do you like boys or girls.
          Me: Uh...
          My mind: Dash, you like both you lil shit....
          Me: I don't have a preference...
          My best friend: So... you like both.
          My mind: Say it.
          Me: Yes.
          My mind: BRO, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SAY: "OF COURSE I LIKE BOTH, I'M BISEXUAL YOU DIPSHIT!"

DashTheTransBoi

Hi, y'all!
          
          So my boyfriend gave me a flower today! And not gonna lie, I don't even know if I'm ready for a long-distance relationship.

DashTheTransBoi

I found two more straight flags. THEY ARE TERRIBLE WTF

DashTheTransBoi

Nick: Uh.. Ben? Why are you crying?
          
          B*n: Charlie was cheating on me!
          
          Nick: *gasp* Oh my god, how did you find out?
          
          B*n: I saw him holding hands with a boy at the cinema!
          
          Nick: Oh- the cinema?
          
          Oh! Bro, that was me, *laughs menacingly* I GUESS I TOOK YOUR MAN, OOPSIE!!!

Dreamnotfoundf0r3ver

@DashTheTransBoi I SAW EVERYTHING LOL
            here's the screenshot 
            *insert screenshot*
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