Glenn Conley

I write book reviews, because books piss me off so much. I mean, don't you hate it when you're enjoying a good book, then all the sudden, out of nowhere, it starts to suck donkey balls? Yea, me too. I hate when that happens.

So I write scathing reviews of these books, in a form of punishment. Because those books are bad, and they should feel bad for it.

I also write my own fiction at killingeveryday.com which probably sucks even more than the books I review. Irony is such a pain in the ass.